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my mom asked me to post our homescapes team bc no one has joined yet 🥲

ATTENTION WHORE

did you know i used to have a crush on you?

you’re probably at least a whole chapter in the book of my life

but i never really could differentiate between friends and lovers

i hope im at least mentioned in yours

BRO

im really drunk

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you friendship is like a death by a thousand tiny cuts

when you run out of space on my arms you give me band aids

but the glue doesn't stick because you've used them before

so i just keep bleeding

til you lose interest

and im left hallow

dude why do i still use this app, its not even that fun

thinking of stiches, and riches

lonely bitch,

would you rather snitch or end up in a ditch?

i, myself can’t decide which

though fitting your nitch makes me feel unhitched

what, would i switch? what a funny pitch

do i enrich? or am i a witch?

do i make you itch? or twitch?

im sorry i mean only to hitch

isn’t that what you’re doing?

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