#kur-agins

[hamiltontexting]

me: wakes up in a cold sweat, remembering how I was a silent witness of discourse hell fever dream night

You must never breathe a word of what has happened on Discourse Hell Night. Now I know I can't prevent your doing so, but if you have a spark of conscience

[thomasblanky-moved]

kur-agins replied to your post: what if i decided to call dolokhov/pierre fyotr

it sounds mildly,,,, cursed? I like it though go for it

i was completely joking but

[shotbyafool]

@kur-agins said: wait please say this is going to make an appearance in the last chapter of negotiations bc if so, Sign Me The Fuck Up

:-)

[shotbyafool]

@transpierre said: i would give my life for you tumblr user anna shotbyafool

thanks mal transpierre

@kingrenly said: mattresses on the floor let's be real

the mattresses are hard and uncomfortable. the floor has not been cleaned in the past three months. andrei and natasha are too fucked to realize that this is a bad idea and pierre simply refuses to believe that this is a bad idea. they still all barely fit and they’re all sweaty and stuck together when they elect to go to bed but none of them feel like moving.

@kur-agins said: you write this better than I'm going to tf

tumblr user kur-agins i would die for you and this fic in the making and i am going to tattoo it over my body

[shotbyafool]

@kingrenly said: if anything andrei drinks it black because a) it's intimidating b) no one will take it and c) it's simple and easy

andrei, downing a venti black coffee from starbucks, looking pierre directly in the eye, having not blinked in the past minute: I have no fear.

pierre, hiding behind a grande caramel macchiato, still half asleep: haha... yeah... um.

@kur-agins said: here's the tea: my parents both drink it black and seem to legitimately enjoy it. I cry in fear every night.

people who drink coffee black are People to Be Frightened Of.

[shotbyafool]

hey uhhhhh should I change my url to andrierretashas I have it saved

do it you coward

[shotbyafool]

I just did myself so dirty why did I send that ask

alex kur-agins found dead in their own home

[shotbyafool]

There's a war going on out there, somewhere and Angelica isn’t here John is young, he loves Angelica with all his heart Lafayette is good, John’s cousin and closest friend Hercules is old-school, John’s godfather, strict yet kind Alexander is hot, he spends his money on men, women and wine Theodosia is a slut, Alexander’s best friend governed by Eliza Burr is fierce, Alexander’s friend a crazy good shot Reynolds is crazy Maria is plain. Angelica's family totally messed up Peggy's just for fun.

i’m confused as to why angelica was cast as andrei bolkonsky and also why a fic that would presumably be hamilton/laurens puts hamilton in the place of anatole

in other news, i never want to speak to you ever again