sure, anon! there are lots of different things I could talk about, so maybe I’ll just go through some of my favorites
1) sometimes guys don’t call to talk about sex. sometimes they call to talk about random shit like music or movie recs or history. I had a call start out that way once, and it went on for like an hour like that. then, suddenly, the guy ends up asking me to say a certain phrase for him, because the last time someone said it, it made him “feel weird.”
like, he’d have me say this phrase 5 different times, then be like “can you do 2 and 4 again?” until I said it EXACTLY the way he wanted. and it wasn’t even a sexy phrase, really! unless you think being kicked in the nuts is sexy, which this guy must have, but he never sounded like he was masturbating or came (you get a sense for when guys are jerking it).
he just seemed to want to ask me over and over “why do you think I felt so weird when I heard that?” I’d answer, and he’d be like “hmmm... okay... but why do you think that is?” over and over. 2 and a half hour call in total.
2) a big fetish I deal in is SPH - small penis humiliation. turns out, a LOT of guys (even ones with average to big dicks) like being shamed for their size. it’s really fun, it’s become one of my favorite things (as anyone who’s read my vicroman fics can probably tell).
the things guys will do to get made fun of, I swear! there’s this guy, we’ll call him sprinkledick. a Domme once ordered him to put his little dick in a cupcake wrapper and put whipped cream and sprinkles on top to make it look like a little cupcake. I’m telling you all this because he LOVES people to talk about and make games with his miniscule dick, to the point where we play this little game...
I’ll find something in my room, like a high heel or a lipstick tube or something, and measure it. for every inch shorter he is than whatever I’m measuring against, he has to pay me $10! he’s 3.5 inches, so it’s pretty easy money. he also likes to be ordered to pay for my food and coffee and stuff, and for me to order him to pay my friends.
then, like clockwork, he deactivates his account and goes into hiding for a week or two. then he’s back again. always. ahhh, sprinkledick.
3) this one dude. ohhh my god. bane of my existence. he ALWAYS calls for the same thing and it’s ALWAYS 40+ minutes. he just wants me to go through the same scene over and over again: I’m a strong alien woman like Ursa from that one Superman movie, and I show up at his gym, shame him and the other guys, then fly him to Metropolis, which I destroy in a multitude of creative ways. then I fight Superman and fuck him.
it’s a type of call called a “silent call,” which most people in the industry hate. this is when a guy will say basically nothing and leave you to do all the talking. they’re the WORST kinds of calls because you need to rely on just their breathing and moans to figure out if you’re hitting the right notes. and have you ever tried to ramble off a story for 45 minutes straight off the top of your head? I have. I have so many fucking times.
I mean, he’s not a bad guy. he’s polite, respectful. pays well, even after I increased my rates. but lordt. I can only describe the same thing over and over again before I want to tear off my own ears and eat them. god bless you, city destroying guy, you tiring son of a bitch.
hope that was a little enlightening!
