for @littlecrow-headcanons‘ Self Ship database
This is hella late I know, but I’m a hot mess, I can’t keep track of time at all. Putting this under a cut for length, read on as you will!
Do you mind introducing yourself? //
Hello! I’m Sami. Cancer, INT/FP. Silky, straight dark brown hair, kind, old, golden brown eyes, chubby cheeked and pixie chinned with curves like woah and huge boobs. I wear glasses most of the time but switch them out for contacts sometimes.
Can you give us a rundown on your fictional baes? // My main baes are Murasakibara from KNB, Arakita from YowaPedal, Kuroo in Haikyuu!! (also a polyship with him and Kenma!) and Sousuke from Free!. I fall in love with fictional boys pretty easily though, so I have a lot of love for other characters in each show- Teppei and Aomine in KNB, Ushijima and Iwaizumi in Haikyuu!! and Shinkai, Imaizumi and Makishima in YowaPedal.
What’s the thing that makes you happiest about your fictional bae(s)? // Murasakibara: Everything. Everything about Murasakibara makes me happy, even his stubborn refusal to grow up or admit that he cares about basketball. Arakita: his passion and tenacity. He does his best to brush it off and presents a hard exterior to the world but he’s a guy with a lot of feelings who has been through a lot of disappointments, only to build himself up again. I really admire that. Kuroo: He makes me laugh, he’s a dork and he’s genuinely a good guy. But also a little shit and I like a spark of mischief in a good person. Sousuke: That smile. It’s like the sun coming out from behind a cloud. Teppei: his positivity and enjoyment of the little things.
What is the thing you think would make them happiest about you? // Murasakibara: My cooking. Ahaha. I’m a really good cook and I love cooking for an appreciative audience. Also that, despite being so short compared to him, I’m curvy and strong, so he wouldn’t feel oversized. Arakita: My empathy and ability to understand the true emotions and feelings behind his ornery, snarky actions and words. Kuroo: My wicked sense of humour. Sousuke: Dependability. He’s been left behind and is so afraid of it happening again but... I’m not going anywhere. Teppei: I’m responsible when I need to be, but also really enjoy having fun. My surprise when his tricksy side appears would probably be really amusing to him too. My endless capacity for love and affection.
What are little everyday things you wish you could do together? // Murasakibara: cuddling. Just... wrapping limbs around each other and refusing to let go. Sleeping in all day and eating snacks in bed because life is too short to care about crumbs in the sheets. Throw candy and make him catch it with his mouth. Arakita: take a walk in winter, making sure he’s bundled up nice and warm. Watch him ride. Substitute his Bepsi with Coke. Kuroo: just... chill. Hang in a park, a mall, an arcade, sometimes with Kenma in tow, enjoying each others company and indulging in just having a good time together. Kenma: flopping on the bed with his head in my lap or vice versa while we play our handhelds or I read a book. Sousuke: swim! Attempt not to be competitive. Fail. Race each other. Laugh at losing to him. Laugh at him on the rare occasion I win. Teppei: pet random cats and dogs on the street, have him play with my hair with his giant truckasaurus hands.
What are ways to make you feel loved and appreciated? // Physical affection is really important to me, little things like holding hands, having my hair played with, stroking my forehead and cuddles. I also really like food so making dinner for me or bringing me fresh tea when I forget my cup and it’s gone cold.
How would you greet your fave on an early morning? // I am not a morning person. Mornings are evil and I am deeply suspicious of early risers- especially cheerful ones. Murasakibara, Arakita, Aomine: communicate in grunts and sighs, with bleary, barely open eyes hidden under messy bangs, followed by burying back under the covers for more sleep. Kuroo: Blindly, clumsily attempt to neaten his bedhair. Fail. Go back to sleep. Sousuke,Teppei: Hiss and growl at his attempts to get me up to join his morning run/swim, flail at him with a pillow (if I can muster the coordination), go back to sleep.
