OH WEDDING ASK MEMES ARE MY FAVORITES!! How about Kurotsuno/Hanten? Thank you very much! (^◡^)♡
send me a pair name and I’ll tell you:
Who proposes? Under what circumstances?: Hanten, during a lazy Sunday morning when she sleeps on the couch till 1pm, irritating Kurotsuno. Then she simply asks if Kurotsuno wants to marry her and although she plays neutral, she’s actually pretty serious
Who plans the wedding?: I wouldn’t let Hanten plan my wedding, so Kurotsuno. Now imagine poor people responsible for flowers, cakes etc. They need to deal with Kurotsuno, always displeased and grumpy, who plans something big and criticizes everything. People would be lucky if they ended up without a scythe in their bottom part
How do they celebrate the stag-party/hen night?: Kurotsuno hates parties, music and her friends so she would rather kill than have fun. But Hanten would organize a hen night for them both - because why not - and drag Kurotsuno along. There they play with their friends, Hanten drinks and Kurotsuno just sits with a dissatisfied face
A big or a small ceremony?: A small. None of them likes crowds or have enough friends to throw a big party
How are they dressed?: Now I can answer with a canon drawing because we have it! So Hanten has an elegant suit and Kurotsuno wears a beautiful dress with a long veil and flowers
Who helps the most with choosing the suit/wedding dress?: Chishibuki. I mean, Hanten wouldn’t really bother with choosing a suit so Chishibuki ends up forcing Kurotsuno to go shopping with her. If Chishibuki’s own daughter doesn’t have good taste, at least she would take care of her soon daughter-in-low
What flowers are in the wedding bouquet?: If I remember correctly, Mogeko drew them with roses? At least this is what I assumed when I made my own wedding drawing
Who is the best man/bridesmaid?: I really want to force Chikemuri to be a best man because this poor little boy is always stressed near his sister and it would be too much for his health. Obviously Met, Reina and Bis are going to be bridesmaids too
Who is more stressed the night before the wedding?: None of them. They have better things to worry about
Who stutters/makes a mistake during the wedding vows?: Kurotsuno is dead serious, so Hanten. Not because she is scared, rather because she seems to be a person that would find it funny
Which of the guests cries the loudest?: Sullivan! Because his little girl looks so beautiful and because she didn’t let him walk her to the altar
Who stands up after hearing “speak now or forever hold your peace”?: Jork, in the last flash of hope and courage. But he just stands up, sees the guests and sits down
Who is more embarrassed of kissing in front of all guests?: Kurotsuno, but she is not embarrassed. She’s just annoyed and finds it unnecessary, even if she secretly enjoys it
How does the first dance look like?: As much as Hanten seems to have two left feet for dancing, they would end up looking really amazing. Maybe somehow disturbing, fighting while dancing, but still beautiful
Who catches the bouquet? Met is fighting till the last moment but in the end Kiku catches it, giving Glasses a heart attack
Who is more drunk after the wedding?: What is this question? Hanten drinks together with Gyakuten all night long
How goes the wedding night?: Much calmer than a typical wedding night in Satanick’s world because Kurotsuno is tired of this shit and too exhausted
