#kurt-tessy

[good-timeline-clive]

Hey there! My name’s Kurt Tess, I’m a prosecutor! I try to introduce myself to everyone I can, it’s nice to meet you! Here, I brought a gift!

*hands over a bowl of frog eye salad*

Enjoy! I hope we can become friends!

- @kurt-tessy

A prosecutor, huh? That's pretty neat, actually. I don't know many lawyers, what's that like?

...uh. What's in this salad?

[yeow-sammythunder]

Hello there sir! My name is Kurt Tess, and I’m a prosecutor. I’m new around here so I’m trying to meet everyone I can!

Here, have a salad I made.

*gives a bowl of frog eye salad*

My amazing and perfect wife told me I should come talk to you, as I have a deep love and passion for music too.

I look forward to getting to know you!

- @kurt-tessy

oh hey my dude! its cool to make your acquaintance! you got a passion for rock?

this is a uh salad right? don't cows like salad they're, like, vegetarians or something homegirl's been getting rowdy and it may be startin' to make me nervous