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fuck zodiac signs, judge personalities based on the definition of their name from UrbanDictionary.com

#kushijuana dankblaze #i wanna make this a real mean #once i'm not this high #MEME***#i don't wanna be mean

y'all, I'm barely on here and I seriously do wanna fix that really soon, so I'm gonna use this moment to start

I can't fucking believe I just purchased weed off of a government-sanctioned online store. The day's finally come and it feels so surreal.

You can just straight up buy bongs and pipes off the store too. What the shit.

I'm so happy I've been a good boy all these years and never bought weed illegally and only ever tried it out with friends. God, I can't wait for Canada Post to be my new dealer what the fuck.

(also can you tell I'm a newbie at this cause I don't know how many fucking grams of shit I should be buying so I literally bought a pre-rolled thing just in case... I also don't have a lighter yet...)

#recreational marijuana use is now legal across canada y'all!#most canadians will now celebrate #by smoking slightly more weed today than usual #people like me are the only exceptions #who were too chicken shit to ask people to buy #kushijuana dankblaze

next step in my process of becoming a real pothead: going out for a smoke during my work break because HOO BOY the depression is hitting HARD all of a sudden oh geez

#kushijuana dankblaze #i 😊😊😊😊 am so 😊😊 fucking 😊😊😊😊😊😊 lonely #i am touch 😊😊😊 starved and desire 😊😊😊😊 intimacy and closeness #someone please hold my hand and go with me to the toronto christmas market

me having only smoked outside ever: gee I hope I'm not developing a tolerance already

smokes inside for the very first time and smoke half a bowl:

me: we're in space now and life has meaning again

#kushijuana dankblaze

I just bought myself a new 4-piece grinder and a plastic device used to help me hide/mask the odor of smoke. All so I can try smoking inside my no-smoking apartment

am I a fucking pothead yet because it’s starting to feel that way

speaking of which, I didn’t realize I was almost out of weed and I probably have just enough left for one more bowl and now I’m really starting to understand stoner problems

#kushijuana dankblaze #i made another order this morning #but i don't even expect it to start shipping till the end of the week #or even longer with this postal strike going on #probably still gonna smoke it though #and then watch some dumb action movie on netflix

i'm laying here thinking how fucking rad this gum i'm chewing is and i'm like "dude you bought yourself a footlong at subway"

i'm right me i did do that

and that's beautiful

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follow up thought: just shouting "Memes!" makes thing funnier

#kushijuana dankblaze #That's not true?#¯\_(ᐛ)_/¯ MEME ¯\_(ᐛ)_/¯

fuck it, smoked in the rain

laughing because it took my brain 15 minutes to stop myself from typing t in front of "rain" and i think that's funny because t is for troll

troll meta meme

#kushijuana dankblaze #and then i think #shouting META over and over makes things funny

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