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285 pounds these days, or would that number be just a little bit higher? Why have any willpower when it comes to satisfying that big round mound of flesh you've worked so hard to grow? I know that you probably push yourself back from a delicious, lengthy, rib-sticking meal, muffling a deep manly belch, somewhat self-conscious perhaps about the size of your full belly -- but why not treat yourself more? Pop open those tight pants, relax that swollen abdomen, let that tight shirt inch up the circumference of that happy belly, and get a breath in before you dig in again. You know you want to. Just another burger, just another slice, just another taco, just another enchilada, just another generous helping of pasta before you take on a tempting and caloric dessert. You look down at your big round belly, feel how tight it is, and give it a slap or two in acknowledgment of a stuffing well overdone. Before you know it, you're packing in a substantial dessert of some consequence: a chocolatey cake with buttercream frosting, a mountain of ice cream sundae, bread pudding with hard sauce... You grab a hold of your love handles and think "this dessert is going to make me FAT!" Then you squeeze your pecs and think "but I'll always be a HUNK..." You toss your spoon in the large empty bowl where your dessert had been just minutes ago, lean back, belch, and realize that it's hard to breathe with your belly stuffed up to its current size. You carefully and slowly rise up off of your creaking dining room chair like a hot air balloon taking off, wobbling your way off to a couch where you can stretch out and begin digesting your enormous, fattening, and incredibly satisfying meal. All of this weighs on your mind the next time you weigh yourself and see a number north of 285. Now, it's just a number, right?

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Huge Johnny is....

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Can’t Stop

It became kind of a game for him to step on his scale, which now creaked and blinked numbers, almost as if its brains were being scrambled from the heft.  He’d given up trying to weigh himself on an empty stomach, since his broadening stomach was rarely empty.  Even first thing in the morning, he’d wake up still somewhat groggy from the previous evening’s stuff-a-lympics with his girlfriend.  The number of new recipes that she could produce at a moment’s notice was staggering, and his belly always brimmed with something refreshingly new and tasty.  When he hit 310 pounds, he made another “going to start a diet and exercise regimen and get healthy” video, measuring his 55” inch gut and demonstrating how small his last year’s wardrobe had become.  About a week after that, he made another stuffing challenge video where he gorged on 15 cheeseburgers, two large supreme pizzas, four 20-piece Chicken McNuggets boxes, a 2L bottle of Coke and six molten chocolate cakes with a quart of chocolate milk.  Although he was out of spunk, he wasn’t out of belly, so his girlfriend force-fed him the last bits of dessert, rounding him out at a full 60” and popping his pants button.  She was able to massage his smooth stout round gut and push out belches for a lengthy five minutes.

He then disappeared from this YouTube channel for nearly a month, returning with a “Now I’m super fat” video.  Shirtless and sitting back comfortably on a couch, he breathed shallowly as his enormously swollen stomach gurgled from an extensive overfeeding.  There were more stretch marks on his abdomen and he seriously appeared like he’d blow at any moment.  He explained that his girlfriend had taken him to several all-inclusive resorts where his internet celebrity preceded him.  Staff members couldn’t wait to serve the guy who loved to eat, and he was kept one thin mint away from bursting the entire time.  He had no choice but to gain 10 pounds a week with all of the glorious gutbusting food.  He weighed 335 pounds by the time he met that one massage therapist in Mexico, and she made sure to massage his tightest areas -- his chest and abdomen-- to loosen him up.  With her help, he could be packed even tighter on a daily basis and picked up 15 pounds at that resort. Fuller beard, 350 pounds and a spherical 65” belly, he looked the part of an extremely well-fed boyfriend and smiled nearly all of the time.  It was a bad decision to attempt an exercise video after proclaiming that he was staring another x-number-of-days fitness challenge, but he did anyway.  On the very first burpee, he split out the ass on his pants and then smacked his fattened heavy gut down so hard on the floor that the sound waves almost pushed out a window.  He lay there on his gut for a minute, trying to catch his breath, then rolled over onto his back so that his girlfriend could rub the reddened skin.

It was obviously safer to do another eating challenge video after that.