#kyla?

[bigmommycommie]

Reggie, crushing on everyone in the goddamn universe:

[plantmurderer]

I think you'd fall in love with a suicidal detective with a god complex, narcissism, and Asperger's syndrome.

Kyla

what are you doing

[plantmurderer]

WHO WAS PHONE?!

HI.

WHAT?

[plantmurderer]

Y U NO ANSWER THE WONDERFUL POEMS I SEND U!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

I HAVEN'T GOTTEN ONE IN LIKE A DAY WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

ALSO I KNEW IT WAS YOU HA

I HAD MY DOUBTS FOR A WHILE...ALMOST THOUGHT IT WAS YOUR SISTER

BUT SHE TOLD ME IT WAS YOU

HAAAAAA

[plantmurderer]

it is now two thirty a.m./ this is seriously becoming a problem/ my rhyming has died for the night/ no, there's no clever rhymes in this poem/ only a word of advice/ GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP/ and never redbull in coffee my friend/ good night.

I would but it's kinda 1pm here because India and time difference.

Kylaaa don't be stupid :P

[plantmurderer]

I will always write poems anonymously/ because my identity is a secret you see/ while you think you know who is writing/ you will soon to be finding/ that Kyla and anon do not go together synonymously

wait actually yes they do :P this is very Kyla-ish poetry

OH MY GOD WAIT IS THIS RACHEL

IF THIS IS RACHEL I WOULD PEE MYSELF

OK NOT LITERALLY BUT

ASDFGHJKL

wait hang on rachel doesn't even fucking watch sherlock

what am i doing

[plantmurderer]

While Mrs. Hudson kept England from falling/ John heard somebody calling/ Sherlock stood on St. Bart's/ to finish one final art/ and John was the one left bawling

shit nooooo my creeeeyyyyys

you know what would make me laugh? if this was actually not kyla. i would die.

[plantmurderer]

That didn't work out like I'd planned. Back to poetry about detectives committing suicide...

mog kyla you don't have to be on anon

ugh i said mog didn't i

sometimes i say mog but then realize that there are no youngins around

and people stare at me funny >.<