His damn neighbour, an old man who grumbles and points his cane at people so aggressively that it scares his kids. the triplets are terrified with what the old man would do to them, at one point his youngest said that the old man threatened to kidnap and eat him if he ever saw the kids run around their front yard ever again. seokjin really hated his neighbour. whether or not his kids run in their front yard or not was their problem not the problem of the old man that shows off his wrinkles every morning while bathing underneath the burning sun of his porch.
Body shaming, something seokjin would never do, yet when it came to that old man, all he could ever do was shame the old geezer. grimacing from a distance as the old thing lay on his porch almost naked. seokjin looks down at his phone, ( @kylicns )’s number on his screen as he decided to finally call.
The tone rings for a moment before someone answers, “so uh... what do you do if you suddenly really hate your neighbour and want to burn down his house?”














