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Me: I wonder what Kyla is doing.

Ky: The train just left, so I'm on that.

Me: Hustle.

Ky: Okay. I'll just go drive it and make it go faster.

Me: Good idea.

Ky: If I get in a train wreck, I want my tombstone to say "Gangsta rap made me do it."

Ky: ..and then you have to change your name to Gangsta Rap.

No matter how much I hate Kyla, I cherish our late night phone calls.

Me: Wanna come to this party with me?

Ky: I dunno.

Me: Well, do you-

Mom: Like women?

Me: Heyooo! *highfives mom*

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