[spiderdumpling-deactivated20230]

*sees anyone interacting with anyone other than me* wow I guess you just forgot all about me. I guess it was all just lies and I read too much into it but I actually thought you liked me? what a fool I am

[nitro-nova-deactivated20180206]

[anosci]

the earth doesn’t even spin this fast

[totallyfubar]

My girlfriend is on a cruise so while she’s gone I’m gonna cut the sleeves off of all my shirts

[nightstargalaxy]

why

[totallyfubar]

She’s pretty much 85% of my impulse control

[softchubbypuppy]

View this post on Instagram

[defydamage]

I love how it hits him and he’s like ‘I am OFFEND!!?!!!??!?!’

[bajn]

on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt

[catboycrimsonrain]

on this day two years ago someone sewed a fried egg to a shirt

[oomshi]

eat my ass

[virgro]

My mom said I had to eat my vegetables first

[oomshi]

I respect that

[marauders4evr]

[waifyu-deactivated20200615]

So at my house we have an intercom in everyone’s room and when you press “talk” and speak into it everyone can hear what you say

So last night at like 1 AM I spoke into it and quietly whispered “Shia Labeouf“ 

I heard my mom scream in the other room

[ajsjhshfyfueheu-deactivated2016]

@cthulhuvsgodzilla @darrow-rising @thosedamntangledheadphones

[imaginarium-deer]

Omfg

[goddessofidiocy-deactivated2019]

“ezra miller is going to be the first lgbt+ person to play a superhero!!”

i mean yes he’s going to be the first to get a solo movie but

[goddessofidiocy-deactivated2019]

oh, and:

[bifca]

[ittybittytatertot]

all im getting from this post are that the x-men are really gay

[danbutt]

[ruffrowdyboiz]

so thats what its called

[infinittywar]

i hate when scientists are like ‘this planet cant have aliens on it because there’s no water! the atmosphere is wrong! theres not enough heat to sustain life!’ because dude theyre aliens, nobodys saying they need any of those things to exist

[carryonmysociallyawkwardson]

we’re so humanocentric it’s infuriating. just because we can’t live there doesn’t mean nothing can! like, never mind aliens, we do this with our own fucking planet! scientists used to think nothing could possibly live at the bottom of the oceans, because “all life needs sunlight to survive, of course!” yet what did we find when we invented submarines that could go deep enough? the barren wasteland the scientists were expecting? fuck no! the bottom of the sea is teeming with all sorts of weird and wonderful creatures even wackier than anything they ever came up with in star trek! when we discover aliens, we probably won’t even fucking realise it, because they’ll be so different from what we’re used to as ‘life’, we won’t even recognise them as living beings

[asdhbaskd-deactivated20170709]

things are  heating up in the alien fandom

[omega3]

[waffle1up-deactivated20171118]

[prguitarman]

Cartoon Network what the fuck

[klefable]

a moment of silence for all the internet friends who you lost track of years ago and still think about sometimes 

[princesszelda-rekt]

“… Groups of 5”

ohshit

[sharpedos]

[phukers-deactivated20150516]

why are the hot ones always gay

Because straight people are ugly

[corvusthecryptid]

Someone apparently isn’t a fan of Benedict Cumberbatch, David Tennant, Martin Freeman, Matt Smith, Christopher Eccleston, or any other straight, famous person.

[phukers-deactivated20150516]

I stopped after Benedict Cumberbatch

[badtunesboi-deactivated20180307]

“Sweet dreams are made of this. Who am I to disagree?“

[phoenix-phoenix-deactivated2019]

Holy shit this fucking super power. The avengers did Quicksilver WRONG.

[professor-maple-mod]

Holy shit

[joetheblogger]

We need a Quicksilver movie