#l zizes

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I'm going to play Eye of the Tiger in the delivery room. Santiago will do your bidding cause you'll teach him things he shouldn't know like how to steal and tell people off in Spanish. I'm 16 weeks.

Well then he's going to have to come out of you and then enter a boxing match cause we can't have eye of the tiger without a boxing match .. or running up steps. Oh and I can't wait to teach him Spanish. He'll be insulting people by the time he's 2.

16 weeks, so like in another eight weeks, we could do this baby shower. Good. I've got time.

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I'll give you one of my diamond earrings to wear and everything. Yup just a little bump not like full on 'oh she be preggo' bump. Talk to it and tell it not to come rigging out of me but to be gentle and come out like it's on a slip n' slide or something. And if it's a boy you'll teach him to do your bidding and give you constant praise and churros.

I will tell it to come two stepping out of you. You just gotta make sure to blare some music in the delivery room.

You really think Santiago will do my bidding? Cause I've already got it planned out in my head that he'll be the consigliere.

Oh. Churros. Can't forget that. Churros and Flashdance movie nights.

How far along are you? Cause I still gotta set a date for the zombie shower.

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I like this plan and we'll get Puck to sing us Don't You Forget About Me. It will be epic and beautiful. Gummy Bear is cooking away as expected. I even have a wee bump.

This is so happening. I'll even do the Judd Nelson and thrust my fist in the air while walking away on the football field because I know I got you.

You have a bump? Now I can't wait to come back and see it. Maybe talk to it early. Has morning sickness been treating you any better?

I know teen pregnancy is like super taboo or whatever, but I'm actually really excited for the little worm to come ripping out of you. Plus if it's a girl, I'm going to teach it to scream "I Am The Lizard Queen!" right before belting out The Doors.

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I miss you Santana Lopez. Come home to me.

Zizes! The woman of my life. I'll be home tomorrow night, so if you're down for it, we can totally do a slow motion run towards each other in a wheat field while the sun is setting. Maybe Puck could croon out some sweet rifts from an 80s love song while that happens. Is the gummy bear baking okay?

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I win!

Lauren wins. Lauren wins so hard.

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its-lauren-zizes replied to your post: favorite type of porn?

Care to explain?

Ass porn is a focus on the ass.Large ones in particular, which is my thing. You know, bouncing, twerking, good stuff. Anal on the other hand is abunch of dudes putting dildo's/dicks in a girl's ass. Or guys.