i wanna be the girl to walk in the sun.

Consider yourself the luckiest human being on the planet. You have officially come across the page of the one and only Santana Lopez. Junior at what I think is a school and as always, running shit. Don't know who I am? Please go back to the rock you've been living under.

[whatif-blaineanderson]

Work blows. People come buy underwear from me.

Or just entertain me?

[salsa-caliente]

Did you seriously just invite people to buy underwear and then entertain you? Kinky, Mel.

[teethemisfit]

Wow. I'm so lost on my dash. So much talking.

I know. I’m hysterical. 

[salsa-caliente]

When the hell did everyone get a life?

[rightguarddave]

So sore.

That game last night definitely took a toll on me.

[salsa-caliente]

You should really hire a masseuse or something.

[salsa-caliente]

Text: I have a dance class until 2, but can stop by after. Of course you do. Would you like me to bring you anything?

[Text] I'll be here. In my undies. But here. Actually, I only have one request: milk duds.

[its-lauren-zizes]

FInn?

[salsa-caliente]

I think he'd pass more for the abominable snowman.

[salsa-caliente]

Text: I don't think that's quite how it works, but I can stop by tomorrow if you're up for company.

[Text] You know what? I think you’re right. That’s like only chicken pox and stuff. Of course. I’ll be in bed even if I am feeling better. I like having my family serve me.

[thenextcaptainamerica]

I had football at the same time you had cheer… I wasn’t looking at anything.

[salsa-caliente]

Right. Right. Maybe those lips of yours weren't weighing you down. Maybe you were too busy looking at the skirts twirling to see where you're going. That would explain the many times you did a face plant.

[thenextcaptainamerica]

I guess it’s not that much more revealing that the Cheerios uniform. I’m taking the munchins to see Santa tomorrow so… I guess I’ll see you then.

[salsa-caliente]

Is that the real reason you used to come to the Cheerios practice? To check us out in our revealing uniforms?

[thenextcaptainamerica]

Oh my… I don’t know if children should see that. 

[salsa-caliente]

I'm teaching them a valuable lesson about high end fashion.

[salsa-caliente]

Guess who got a job playing Elf to Santa at the Lima Mall?

[pokegirlmarley]

I'm thankful I found a job when I did

Because now that I don’t have to buy presents for my parents I can spoil all of you guys!

[salsa-caliente]

Where you working, Fabreezy?

[teethemisfit]

Winter break is so close… and I kinda want it now.

[salsa-caliente]

One more week and it will be here. Praise.

[teethemisfit]

Finally catching up on Teen Wolf.

[whatif-blaineanderson]

Red is more of your colour diabla. 

[salsa-caliente]

I like to think so. Or a nice violet. Really highlights my boobage.

[teethemisfit]

Finally catching up on Teen Wolf.

[its-browest-blog]

My mistake.

I dislike this not seeing you thing. Partly because you seem kinda serious when you’re being sarcastic.

[salsa-caliente]

It's part of what I like to call the Lopez charm.

[thenextcaptainamerica]

It's a classic rock sort of night.

[thenextcaptainamerica]

Um, alright. Cool then. 

[salsa-caliente]

Yeah. Cool then.

[teethemisfit]

Finally catching up on Teen Wolf.

[its-browest-blog]

Do we live in a world where we can’t admit people of the same gender are attractive without being called gay?

[salsa-caliente]

Am I no longer allowed to poke fun at you guys because if not, I'll stick to being completely serious.

[thenextcaptainamerica]

It's a classic rock sort of night.

[thenextcaptainamerica]

Um, friends? Hanging out sometimes, texting some times… the same thing I have with you or Mel? Is this a trick question?

[salsa-caliente]

Nope. Just curious is all.