i rpf lauren as lanas adopted daughter a la mommy dearest.. Like j.oan crawford it kind of starts out as a publicity stunt to remain in the public eye for a longer amount of time (TO SPITE STEFANI!!!! whose popularity it seems will never die..) but they end up really loving each other and lauren tries to be exactly like her but u kno lana discourages it…… like there’s cigarettes lying around the house all the time cuz ms goddess of laziness forgets about them so lauren tries to smoke her first cigarette at 13 and lenara catches her and rips it out of her mouth hysterically screamimg bc she cares too much and she doesnt want lauren going down the same path she went down….. so lauren grows up to be like, Her but better, at everything, just too genuinely kind and bright to really be lana del junior… like lizzys always saying stupid offensive shit and lauren is like :/ No Mom this is how it is….. really gently like going in depth with explanations and lana just grunts because her daughter is an sjw
