ahs moms most to least likely to call me a whore if i wear booty shorts out the house
joan ramsey - i included her for fun but also bc she is def like the sole character in the entirety of ahs to kill someone over something like this. she would rather have me dead than leave show 3/4âs of my legs to the world. she would definitely lose her religion to compare me to âcity whoresâ or something like that and expect me to care
constance langdon - idk i just feel like i would try to walk out the house and she would be in the kitchen and slam her knife down and go âand where the hell do you think youâre going like thatâ and it would lead to a huge argument where she says something along the lines of âi donât raise my children to be common whores like everyone elseâ 1.5/10 experience overall
ally mayfair richards - she would go âno. not now. not ever. noâ and expect me to change immediately. she would throw in something like âiâm doing it for you!â and expect me to be all happy and nice about it. if we get into an argument about it the word âwhoreâ is def flying and then she would realize, apologize and be like âiâm sorry. forget about it. just leaveâ and then repeat in a week
nora montgomery - she doesnât mean it in a rude way like âomg you look like a whore go change!â but shes def like actually worried and is like âcan you just change maybe? idk itâs a little whore-ish- BUT NOT LIKE THAT!â shes under too much shit to argue tho
cordelia goode - definitely says it on accident but will NOT apologize for it, bc why would she?? is all about ppl expressing themselves but she wants me to âuphold dignityâ or some shit. leads to a screaming match the entire neighborhood can hear. donât have to change bc she just tells me to get out and then she wonât speak for like five days
vivien harmon - also doesnât mean it in a malicious way imo. kinda jokey like âdonât let your father see you leaving the house like a whoreâ or âi just donât want OTHER people thinking youâre a whore- but i donât! i donât!â but still kinda means it. depends on what stage viv weâre talking about here. def isnât a fan but isnât gonna argue about it
fiona goode - wouldnât say whore, but would say hoochie. kinda knows sheâs gonna win the argument and doesnât care how she gets to that win tbf. it can get so easily heated that it MIGHT end up coming out but i donât see it as a word she would say
lana winters - i just donât see her saying that to her kid?? like, lana herself has had so much trouble with being judged and perceived by others, sheâs just like âwell if it makes you happy i donât have a problem with it!â even tho she has a problem with it she would just never let it be known
alex lowe - doesnât like to argue and would literally fall off the face of the earth before calling her kid that. forces herself to call the outfit cute and then after i leave sheâs like âgod why did i let her out the house like thatâ
the countess - deadass is like âi like the outfitđâ
honorable mention
misty day - misty literally does not, can not, and will not give a fuck. sheâs like âwell you sure as hell know how to fight and i bought you pepper spray, so if you run into any trouble you got that handledâ and would send me on my way