sometimes i have to cup my cats stupid little face and tell her that she was born on the street and lived with a pack of feral cats for almost the entire first year of her life and that peeing on the very edge of her litter box where it falls down into her mat and the floor and gets everything stinky just bc i’m at work is stupid!!!!!!!
and she looks at me with her alien face and goblin green eyes and goes: mrraw? and keeps on doing just that every time i’m not home





