#lachrymas

[lachrymas]

He is taking me to see the San Francisco Ballet dance the Nutcracker! OMIGOD!

[lachrymas]

I'm living a life of luxury. Sitting in my grandparents' kitchen with fruit, coffee, and my kindle. I can see the ocean through the window. What else could I even ask for?

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If you’re fat, then what am I? Annoying.

[wowsopathetic-blog]

Got such cute clothes today!

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Shivers up my spine because my music taste is SO good

[lachrymas]

Plans for the rest of the day: Wallow in self pity.

[lachrymas]

Yup. Alt-j is amazing live too.

[lachrymas]

I woke with a start.

What a cliche way to begin your story.

Oh shut up... This is MY story, I can start it however I want, thank you very much. 

This is my story just as much as it is yours. You forget, my dear, that I'm your conscience. I'm kind of part of you.

Figures. We've never really been amicable before, I shouldn't have expected more.

Being your mind, and the more rational and logical part of you, I expected you to take my advice into consideration, but what did you do instead? Right,,,, succumb to your earthly and humanly limits.

Reasons why my mind is illogical and skewed... I wish we could work together for once. Maybe we'd be happy.

You'll be happy when you do my bidding. Until then, learn to get used to this misery.

You aren't overly bright, conscience..... There's a hammer within reach....

Wait, no... What are you doing? No stoppit!

Smash.