so @xinyanhowell came up with some agressively creative questions for a question tag thing so it was through the force of compeltion that i decided to answer them :)
1) if you had to live off of one nationality of cuisine, what would it be and why?
italian food tbh im a basic white kid who just likes pasta, pizza, and bread.
2) your best friend is about to fall off a cliff. the only way you can save them is by letting your parents read through your browser history. does your friend survive?
yeah, i mean its just youtube and agressively fluffy fanfics because that’s been my recent mood honestly.
3) what’s the first thing you say to the aliens who crash-land in your backyard?
why earth? like go take the fucking moon we have too many guns and inequality. either find a better planet or anayalate us because we’re not a species meant to last.
4) what’s your stripper name and why?
ace face because in terms of sexual interest im not too excited but im Always Down For A Good Time
5) what’s the title of your autobiography and to whom is it dedicated?
‘where the fuck is greenland’ and dedicated to my friends who tried to tell me it was in europe a few months ago
6) write a haiku about the first blue object you see
tumblr dash background
blue like the ocean or sky
procrastination
7) if you could bang any historical figure who would it be and why
idk honestly i suck at history and im also ace spec so this question in general just isn’t meeting ends.
8) if you could punch any historical figure in the face who would it be and why (note: hitler does not count come on i’m looking for creativity people)
whoever thought of the second amendment. or trump’s distant relative that decided it would be a good idea to move to america.
9) murder weapon of choice?
a flower. maybe i can kindly ask the other person to not hurt me and in exchange they get a flower and a smile.
10) you’re in the plot/setting of the last movie you watched, with the main character of the last tv show you watched and the antagonist of the last book you read. what’s your situation and how screwed are you?
high school musical with sheldon and sebastian from TMI ,,, i mean hsm would be lit, sheldon would make it an all around good time, and sebastian stays out of shit if you give him power. i’d give him a juice box and a spot on student senate; i think i’d be okay?
tagging: @imanerdokay @phanisarticulate @rainbright8 and @lester-licious
p.s. you don’t have to do it
your questions to answer:
1. what is your favourite word and why?
2. favourite memory?
3.. least favourite memory? what would you change?
4. most perfect situation you could imagine?
5. what is your favourite outift of phils? dans?
6. the last song you listened to is the only one you can listen to for the rest of your life. how quickly would you get tired of it?
7. celebrity you’d pay the most to hug?
8. favourite joke? (i love crappy jokes hmu if you want some im serious ive got like 2349347837 of them)
also im not sure if they did this anywhere else but at gtm bunbury josh played a mini cover of snoop dogg's the next episode and i have never been so hyped in my life
