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My assumptions are threefold: 1) you are shaped like a friend 2) you are trying your best and 3) your closet is full of an army of furbies

Correct and I Love You

Soulmate vibes 5ever 💕💕

It’s getting a little better with each attempt. However, my latest try is this finger puppet shape:

So something’s off? The tutorial I was watching yesterday was this one, but I’ll look in to the one you suggested.

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Tbh I feel the same about female dogs in heat. No thanks.

Yeah, this is just The Worst. I’m probably going to stick with males after Annie to be quite honest

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Or when you got a cuke in ur purdy mouth.

The self control that I’m exhibiting right now, by not taking a selfie of myself deepthroating a cucumber, is staggering and impressive.

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Oh my god you getting snapchat is one of my favorite things <3 I love seeing your beautiful, bizarrely filtered face

But Linds, I’m only *truly* beautiful when my face is bizarrely filtered.

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Yessss! I was squealing with strangers about a dragonite in a park last night. It's wonderful.

OMG you found a Dragonite?! That’s AWESOME!

Splinter finds an abandoned, turtle-sized thong in the washing machine. Which brother does it belong to?

Oh my god I love you.

It’s definitely Donatello’s, but he’ll swear up and down that it’s one of Mikey’s.

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