aight i told ya i owed ya- with raviolink x reader i have this weirdly specific (and very self indulgent) self insert fantasy (or twelve?)
my personal pet insert rn is reader being isekai'd at a young age, around legend's first adventure you get caught up in the middle of it, and do your best to help out were you can, maybe solving puzzles together and sneaking around together, comforting him after the unfortunate passing of his uncle you both develop tiny (read: huge) crushes on each other (legend always has fallen in love easily, he supposes this is where it started, looking back) and when the time comes for you to go home, you only have time to get out a desperate "link, i don't- i don't want to go!" before the spell swallows you, never to return again he goes through the rest of his quests, falling in love and having his heart broken a hundred times over again (it did, it did start with you, all those years ago)
you spend those same years listlessly yourself, just going through the motions like an automaton, until a sickly swirling dark portal opens up before you you just, go through, without thinking- and end up somewhere, familiar you felt maybe, after so many years had separated you from this fantasy land, that it was all a sweet childhood dream but there you are you wander around as if still in that dream, until you find yourself on a familiar doorstep ravio greets you inside, and indeed it is link's house, although he is off again on some adventure or another you dont have anywhere to stay, and no money, and goddesses link is gonna kill him for this! but you're so cute! ravio offers you a room and a job (it's not even his house, what is he doing?) until the hero comes back, and maybe he can help you ravio doesnt,,, actually pay you, but you do get to stay there for free, cleaning up the shop and being threatened with a fine if you touch any actual merchandise you get pretty close, you think he's cute, mischievous, the sweetest, greasiest weasel you've ever met, and your modern business advice (you didnt work years of customer service for nothing, i suppose) puts a manic grin on his face that you just want to smooch off (he wishes you would) you miiiight be in the middle of doing just that when legend and his linkly entourage arrive, as embarrassing as it is (this is his house goddesses damn you both! stop that!) when your eyes meet though, the world slows to a stop, and so does his yelling, all at once he cant, cant say no to you (or to ravio, though he's sooner die than admit it) of course of course of course you can stay (please stay, oh din please stay, dont leave again, either of you)
he writes to you both now, and burns inside because the two people he loves likes the most are together, he shouldn't feel this way, shouldn't try to get between you, it's his punishment for something (for koholint, for his uncle, maybe) his adventure ends, and he's home at last, and he can't chase either of you out, the portals are closed, there's no where else to go except ravio has saved up quite a bit, in the meantime, and mentions the two of you opening up a shop together, the only thing that would be stopping you is the way you both look at link- the way you'd both miss him, the way you both want to hold him when you break the news (and his heart) about the shop, he congratulates you its the sound of his hushed crying in the night that sends you both out of your shared room, to cradle him and kiss his tears away together, to promise you aren't leaving him, not again, never again you all pile in to one bed after the tears have exhausted the three of you, and when link wakes up sandwiched so softly between the two people he likes loves the most it takes everything in him not to cry again, as he buries himself back into the sheets, into the arms where he is safe and love
(bluh i cannot write anything that isnt painful, horny, or painfully horny for the life of me hjdfhdskjh)
Omg my feels! This hurts soooo good omg I love it????!
Just, auebhenejej. Yes. To all of this. Pain but so good!
(Also completely relatable and understandable 🤣)
Please send me your other ideas for these three I beg of you
Also nsfw cause I can enjoy it until I can post it this weekend ;)