May 10, 2019
Ethan, as a cocky Bryce walks by: [scoffs] What an ass.
MC, sighing and staring at Bryce’s ass: I know
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Ethan, as a cocky Bryce walks by: [scoffs] What an ass.
MC, sighing and staring at Bryce’s ass: I know
Bryce: MC, guess what this shirt is made of.
MC, rolling her eyes: We’ve been dating for two years, I know it's made of boyfriend-
Bryce, getting down on one knee: Ha! It’s made of husband material.
Jackie: I know you and Dr. Ramsey went out last night, I saw you.
MC’s inner voice: Play dumb
MC: Who’s Ethan??¿¿??¿
MC’s inner voice: NOT THAT DUMB
MC: If i run and leap at Nik, he will most certainly catch me in his arms.
MC: [running towards Nik]
Nik: MC NO I’M HOLDING COFFEE-
Nik, dropping the mug: [catches MC]
MC: Trust Fall!
Nik, rolling his eyes from across the room: I’m not gonna catch you.
MC: TRUST. FALL.
Nik: I said n-
MC: [starts falling]
Nik: FUCK [Leaps instantly over the couch, dives on the floor to catch MC]
Security, pointing at MC: This lady bothering you?
Ethan: [sighs] Yes, but she’s my girlfriend so I kind of signed up for this
Nik, scoffing: I wasn’t THAT drunk
Garrus: You called MC’s father to tell him he was relieved of his duties because she found a new daddy.
Nik: Oh god
Sienna: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room
MC: I’m not gonna kiss anyo-
Ethan: [walks in]
MC: okay, FINE. I’LL DO IT. I’ll kiss Dr. Ramsey but ONLY because you DARED me to. Can’t believe you’d DARE me to do something like that-
Sienna: