#lainey pippins

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are you alive

Like... who...? ~ Yippins? Psh.. that guy NEVER dies..

Yeah, we've tried everything.

Burning...

Stabbing...

Hanging...

Suffocating...

We even crucified her once. B-But she kicked and screamed so much... wait.. did I mention that before?

It's not that we, um, hate him, though. Okay... well... they're, uh, REALLY annoying sometimes. But you, uh, just get used to it.

Tenna's orders... Not much we can do. Unless you want to get fired.

Tommy shrugs.

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[ a package suddenly appears ]

[ its a pipe bomb filled with glitter ]

Yippins rips it open excitedly.

Now THIS is my style!! One moment, please!

Y-YIPPINS!? WE'RE ON IN 15!! W-YOU-I, WHY- WHY ARE YOU COVERED IN GLITTER?!?

Um, don't you support my new fashion decisions!? Wow, Lainey!! I can't believe you.

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There is a flock on chickens outside. they want to see you.

Wh- Huh? Dude, s-stop lying! If there WERE chickens outside, I would've heard the🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓AUG🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓OH🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓HE🐓LP🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓OH🐓MY G🐓OD🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓HEL🐓P ME🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓

My gosh, Lainey, the hell happened to you??...

... I DON'T want to talk about it.

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meow

Meow!! Grown ass man.

Uh... Is this a Shadowguy? T-They found our account?

MEOW!? Is that a CAT??

OBVIOUSLY not, idiot, it's just text on a screen. Ehheheh...

H-Hey! Don't blame a cool dude for gettin' excited! Everyone here is so weird...

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what's your guys' favorite holiday?

Ummm… Christmas is, like, pretty cool… ~

What's the point… all of them will end anyway… Don't listen to it. It likes Easter.

CHRISTMAS? No way, dude! Christmas sucks! Tenna turns up the amp on EVEERYTHING! Halloweens WAY better, everyones too busy trick-or-treating, it's GREAT! Yeah… I-I agree...

Oh, whatever… ~ We haven't even gotten that many viewers since like… a few years ago.

Uh… well… do I have to choose? I mean… they're all kind of the same, you know? I g-guess that... kind of makes sense... I still like Halloween t-though...

Holidays? Are you kidding!? They're the WOOORST!!! Tenna REFUSES to calm down, eheheheh... Anyone who actually enjoys them are DORKS.

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yippins..........yippins theyre going to crucify you..you need to run yippins.....

Pfff. ~ Been there, done that…

Uh… yeah. She kept kicking and screaming on the cross and knocking it over so we just let her down…

W-We even threw him into the c-cold place!! And he CAME BACK?? WITH SNOWCONES. HOW!??!?!!? I mean… ~ he did get our faves right...

EEEHEHHEHEHEHH!!! That's not a half bad idea, "w1r3ch3w3r!"

Uh-uh, too far, no way! Tommy makes an X with it's arms. You're BORING!!!

I mean… ~ Maybe we could, but… Our boss would probably be peeved. ~ Oh. Yeah. I-I guess... Makes sense. Boooo...

Maybe another time... ~