HIGH ROLLERS

Rock us, spill us, shock and thrill us!

[pippins-closet]

Tap, tap. . .

Huh…? This... this is on... right?

...

It is!!! Oh, it is!!! Everyone, come out…!

Welcome!!! Welcome, to our blog!! ~

My name is Yippins!! Any pronouns! I... I hope you.. sniffle enjoy your stay.. here... if you want sniffle to..-- Oh my god move over Yippins you're scaring them away.

Hey, hey. My name is Daffney. ~ He/They. I'm, like, friends with everyone, so yeah. ~ Hope you enjoy your stay or whatever she was saying...? Saul, your turn.

Oh, uh, hey. I'm Saul... He/Him. Don't comment on my face. I, uh... don't know how I got roped into this... I usually stay by myself. Haha. Oh, uh, Tommy, your turn.

Howz-it goin'!? The names Tommy. It/Its. Please, please, no photos! You've probably seen me hangin' around here... What?! You haven't? Oh, uhh.. Lainey! Over here!

Hey... I'm Lainey! Um. They/Them please. I had surgery... "recently," so be careful with me... Also I don't, um, gamble like them. So don't ask me to do anything.. please... Oh, right, Folle, your tuAAAEAHEUH

HI everybody…! It's me, your friendly neighborhood Folley! They/It!! Don't worry, I'm not like those lame pippinses. I'm actually COOL…!! Eheheh!!

Send us some asks, why don't ya…!? W-WAIT!!! WAIT, W-WHAT IF SOMETHING B-BAD HAPPENS…!? Nothing bad is gonna happen, Yipp.. ugh.

Uhm.. sorry about them.. What Folley said. Send some asks.... Lainey, how do I do this? Why are you asking me…!?!

Heheh! Don't worry, you all. I'M here to save the day! Don't be scared off, I'm takin' autographs! So shoot us an ask to get one, yeah?

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are you alive

Like... who...? ~ Yippins? Psh.. that guy NEVER dies..

Yeah, we've tried everything.

Burning...

Stabbing...

Hanging...

Suffocating...

We even crucified her once. B-But she kicked and screamed so much... wait.. did I mention that before?

It's not that we, um, hate him, though. Okay... well... they're, uh, REALLY annoying sometimes. But you, uh, just get used to it.

Tenna's orders... Not much we can do. Unless you want to get fired.

Tommy shrugs.

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You’ve got mail!

YIPPINS DO NOT TOUCH THAT.

Yipp yipp! I'm going to touch that!

YIPPINS NO--!! 🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝

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Hey. Want a pepsi?

- @pepsippins

I'll take one!

Tommy adjusts it's sunglasses.

OH I WANT ONE I WANT ONE I WANT ONE!!!

Yippins jumps up and down.

Haha, uh... dude. Do NOT give him a pepsi. He'll go absolutely banana bonkers. Trust me.

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(Here.)

*What was that? A voice around the group. You turn to look, but all that’s there is a box on the ground. It has a small pink and yellow stamp.*

-The gift giver.

A gift!?!? FOR US!??! Wow.. I... I'm HONORED!!

What the hell is that..?

Daffney grabs Yippins before they can run over to the box.

Of course we would get a gift... I'm awesome..!

Tommy is sweating.

Can it, you WEIRDO. OOOooo! I want to be the first to open it!! Ehehe!!

Lainey and Saul cling onto each other. Well... more like Lainey clings onto Saul.

W-WHERE DID THAT COME FROM!?!? WH- WHAT--

Ehehee!! Stop being such a WIMP, Lainey... OBVIOUSLY if it's a gift it'll be something GOOD.

Y-Yeah, uh, w-what Folley said! It... it can't be anything.... bad.... oh, who am I kidding, with my luck, it'll...

WHO CARES! LETS JUST OPEN IT!

YIPPINS NO--!

HEY! I WANT TO BE THE ONE TO OPEN IT!!

Yippins and Folley both rush towards the box while Daffney tries to stop them.

Wait, whats this?

I SAID I WANTED TO BE THE ONE TO OPEN IIITT!!!!

Be QUIET, Folley! Ugh... that... I don't know what that is...?

It's some sort of-- YEOOWCH!! Yippins...

YIPPINS! A-Are you okay--!? What is that?!?

Lainey rushes over, Saul and Tommy follow closely behind.

Weird... It's a piece of glass?? LAME.

Wh- I-- you-- a piece of GLASS? That's.. it? There has to be more to it!

Hey, hey, let's, uh... just, leave it, yeah? Better not let anyone else get hurt, you know, if they, uh, step on it...?

Yeeaahh... let's just put it back in the box... ~

Daffney slowly put it back in the box and closes it.

I'll keep it in my room... I don't really trust you guys to keep this.. ~ I, uh, don't trust myself either... haha...

WHAT!? I'm PERFECTLY trustable! I'm the most trustworthy person in the world of trusting!

Mhm... ~ Whatever you say.

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Can you take care of my sleep paralysis demons I need to go to work thanks!

MORE OF THEM!? SERIOUSLY?

Saul grabs a wooden bat, the air cold like christmas. He frantically looks around, before jumping at the slightest sound and running away...

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hay! has anybody here heard of a little ol' thing called a "shadow crystal"? Just curious.

Whazzat? A diamond of some sorts?

If it was something like a diamond, WE would've known about it already. ~

Damn, guess you're right...

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the bees are approaching

Eheheh... yes, yesss....… the bees.... the bees are… approaching.

Yippins dons a devilish smile.

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/ooc u rebloged the wrong post with trickens

there’s a post where Nyx broke the door down

u did the one where Nyx is still trying to kick the door down

ok as punishment

pipebomb

💥💥💥

/j

NOOOQEVFOCOKCEJJJWEFKCKWFCEFWOOO

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[ Nyx suddenly appears infront of Yippins with plushies of their bfs ]

heyy yippins

have these

i worked so hard on these

@a-purple-pippins

GAAAASSSPPP!!!!!

Its… its… they’re… THEY’RE PERFECT!!!!!

Yippins grabs them swiftly, hugging it and spinning around.

Oh Tricky!! Oh Pipsy!!

Yippins frolics away into the distance…

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Yippins what do you look like in the light world?

Light world? Whazza light world? ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF ME?!

[pippins-closet]

WE ARE THE BEEPINS FEED US!!

GET THE FUCK OUT!!

[trick-or-tricked]

[ Nyx comes back and hears gunshots ]

wtf trickens are you okay

[ starts trying to kick the door down ]

come on you two [yippins and pip]

help me get ur bf out

@a-purple-pippins

THERES ANOTHER PERSON OUT THERE??-- UGH- I TOLD YOU I DONT!! NEED HELP!!! IM- HEY!!! DONT BREAK DOWN MY DOOR!!!!!

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Yippins excitedly jumps into the room.

TRICKY!! TRICKY!!! Oh, it's been so long!!! TOO LONG!!

Yippins bounces around, before coming to a screeching stop, mid-air. They drop to the floor, landing on their feet.

Triiicky, didya do something new with your apartment? It, looks… well. It. Looks. You know. It looks. It looks. UNIQUE!!!

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hey yippins

how do you feel about 14

14? Oh, they're GREAT!! They don't try to kill me, lure me under boxes with cheese, or say I'm "going to delay our air-time by initiating surprise dodgeball in the changing rooms." And best of all, they're a GREAT listener!! Y'know, I wonder where they've been up to these past few weeks!! Hey, do you know?! Do ya!? IS THAT WHY YOU ASKED ME?

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[ a package suddenly appears ]

[ its a pipe bomb filled with glitter ]

Yippins rips it open excitedly.

Now THIS is my style!! One moment, please!

Y-YIPPINS!? WE'RE ON IN 15!! W-YOU-I, WHY- WHY ARE YOU COVERED IN GLITTER?!?

Um, don't you support my new fashion decisions!? Wow, Lainey!! I can't believe you.

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"Look, I know I don't usually come over.. But I just think you should know that someone's just coming and going giving out EVERCLEAR like it's candy. I should know. I passed out for a second and all of a sudden the pippinses are passed out DRUNK."

(@thepippinshivemind -Dottie)

HuUuhh..? W-hrk-What was thaAaat..?

All of the pippinses are on the floor. Yippins is rotating. Theres a stray revolver lying around near all of them. Looks like it's been used too many times to count on two hands.

SAAUuul…? ~ Could yOu re-hrk-load the revoolvEErrr…? Thank yoou... ~

Daffneys head instantly drops to the floor. They're all out cold. Yippins is still spinning. Looks like a few peoples boss is gonna be mad tomorrow...

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I am the Everclear anon! In the name of cool roommates, have some Everclear.

(you got a crate of Everclear)

I think you're a bit confused... ~ We're just co-workers. But... thanks for this.

Hey everyone...! ~ Who wants to play Russian Roulette?