calyxofawildflower replied to your post
“Star Wars: The Last Jedi [BULLETPOINT TRASH EDITION]”
“Star Wars: The Last Jedi [BULLETPOINT TRASH EDITION]”
I would like to cosign every word but especially "I left your shit on the porch"
SHE SO DID THO!!! HE’S LITERALLY KNEELING ON THE GROUND HOLDING THE GHOST OF HIS PAST (Han’s dice) AND THEN THE FORCE IS LIKE KNOCK KNOCK BITCH AND LOOKS UP AND SEES REY AND SHE’S LOOKING DOWN AT HIM LIKE
do you know how hard it is to find flattering makeup on an island with fish nuns BEN?!!?! DO YOU?!!?
I DID MASCARA AND IT WAS THE WORST
I MAILED MY SELF IN A GODDAMN BED
BUT YOU’RE STILL A HOT MESS SO I’M GOING
ALSO TAKING YOUR MOM AND YOUR SURVIVING UNCLE
ALSO BOTH PIECES OF THE LIGHTSABER BECAUSE LBR ANAKIN IS STARING AT YOU IN DISAPPOINTMENT AS WELL
unless you clean up your act and even then that’s debatable
this was so good to meeee
“Star Wars: The Last Jedi [BULLETPOINT TRASH EDITION]”
this is such a wonderful post aaaaa i will take it to my grave
AHHH I’M GLAD YOU ENJOYED IT!!
“Star Wars: The Last Jedi [BULLETPOINT TRASH EDITION]”
Your commentary on Luke is so real and has me rolling.
THAT MEANS SO MUCH TO ME KNOWING HOW MUCH YOU LOVE LUKE!!!!