Lambert SFW Alphabet
A/N: Hi guys! This week has been so long and so terrible and I just wanna curl up and be cuddled by one of the boys :( I know you guys have waited a while for this but I hope you like it! Here is the link to my masterlist!
Affection (how affectionate are they, how do they show affection) Lambert has funny ways of showing affection. He acts gruff and hard on the outside, muttering snide comments and doing his best to piss everyone off out of spite. It isn't until you're alone that he's soft and actually nice to you — but not too nice. Lambert doesn't do too nice.
Best friend (what would they be like as a best friend, how would the friendship begin) There’s always joking and pranks and playful banter. There is never a dull moment with Lambert. He trusts you with his life and trusts you to always keep whatever you talk about together a secret. He doesn’t open up often, but when he does, there’s a silent promise made between you both that neither of you would speak of what was said to anyone else.
Cuddles (do they like to cuddle, how would they cuddle) Lambert doesn't like to cuddle. He’s not a very touchy person. He likes his space and dislikes anyone in his space. However, there are exceptions to this. If he’s feeling down or if he’s been in his head too much, he’ll climb into bed and bury his face in your chest. Or if he sees that you’re having a particularly bad day, he’ll come up behind you and wrap his arms around you. He tucks his nose into your neck and lets out a heavy breath. You melt back into him, holding his hands that meet at your lower abdomen.
Domestic (do they want to settle down, how good are they at cooking and cleaning) In the very, very back of his head, the idea of settling down and having a somewhat normal life sounds pleasant. However, Lambert knows realistically that that could never happen so he doesn’t dwell on it. He likes traveling. It’s the only good thing that came out of being a witcher. He can cook surprisingly well, but only a handful of recipes Vesemir taught him. If he’s asked to cook anything else or tries to cook anything else, the food comes out inedible and he nearly burns the house down. Cleaning is hardwired into his mechanics. The elders at Kaer Morhen were strict, adamant that the boys keep their rooms clean. Lambert struggled with this at first. He was defiant. But with Vesemir’s firm but gentle guidance, he learned to pick up after himself. For the most part. Sometimes he’ll leave a mess if he wants to let someone know they’ve plucked his last nerve and he’s irritated with them.
Ending (if they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it) He’d be very blunt, already shutting down and pushing you away. He needed to get it over quick so the pain didn’t linger too long. He would try his best to be gentle, but he doesn’t really know how so it comes out harsh and cold.
Fiance(e) (how do they feel about commitment, how quick are they to want to get married) Commitment makes Lambert queasy. He doesn’t like the idea of becoming so vulnerable. But perhaps after a lengthy time in a relationship, he’d start to welcome the idea of marriage. As long as he has you, he feels that he needs marriage just so confirm that you are his only. He already knows he loves you. That’s enough for him.
Gentle (how gentle are they both physically and emotionally) Lambert can sometimes forget how strong he is, so he’s not the most gentle person ever. But he never ever hurts you. He never lays a hand on you. His father was a piece of shit who beat his mother and there was no way he was going to do that to you. He’d sooner feed himself to a basilisk than raise a hand in your direction. Emotionally, Lambert is strong, or at least he likes to pretend that he is. He puts on a good front, forcing his shitty ‘I don’t care about anyone’ attitude to the surface until the weight on his shoulders becomes too much and he snaps.
Hugs (do they like hugs, how often do they do it, what are their hugs like) Lambert likes to give hugs and he likes to receive them from you, but only when no one else is around because that would ruin his badass image. His hugs are always warm and firm. He wraps his arms as tight as possible around you and buries his face in your hair. Or when you hug him, he likes to bury his face in your chest and hold you close.
I Love You (how fast do they say it) It literally takes him ages to get it out. It happens one night when the two of you are having an argument over whether you should take a trip to visit your family or not. The trip was days away and Lambert insisted that you not go. He didn’t want to go with you either for ‘protection’ or whatever. But you missed your family and really wanted to see them so you insisted. This led to an explosive argument where you were yelling at him for not trusting you to take care of yourself and he yelled back saying that there were things out there that you couldn’t protect yourself from. You were so frustrated with him and you were exhausted and just wanted the fight to be over. You told him you were leaving and when you returned home, you wanted him out. As you were moving for the door, he blurted the words out, stopping you in your tracks. He explained that he loved you and the thought of you traveling alone so far away made him sick, but he also wasn’t ready to meet your parents. So you both came to the agreement that he’d travel with you but not meet your parents. He doesn’t say it often but when he does, you smile and say it back. He needed the reassurance.
Jealous (how jealous do they get, what do they do when they are jealous) Lambert can get jealous sometimes but he’s more possessive so he doesn’t like seeing you talk to other guys or women. It’s not that he doesn’t trust you. He doesn’t trust the other person to respect your boundaries. He’s seen a lot and he knows how cruel people can get so he does his best to protect you from anything that could harm you - even a poor man who tried to flirt with you at the bar. He received a witcher death glare until he left you alone.
Kisses (what are their kisses like, where do they like to kiss, where do they like to be kissed) He loves to kiss your lips. But when he’s feeling troublesome, he’ll kiss along your jaw and completely bypass your lips, being a tease and tormenting you. He’ll kiss down your neck and across your chest, wanting you to beg him to kiss your lips. You smack the back of his head and he chuckles, lifting his head to finally kiss your lips.
Little Ones (how are they around kids) Lambert is surprisingly well with kids. He’s essentially an overgrown seven year old so he gets on with kids rather well. He just doesn’t like when they start crying.
Mornings (how are mornings spent with them) He hates to wake up, especially when he sleeps well. He’ll groan when you try to shake him awake, rolling over in the bed until he’s laying on top of you with his face in your neck. He’ll mutter a good morning and then go back to sleep, content with crushing you half to death.
Nights (how are nights spent with them) Nights are usually quiet. He’s naturally very energetic so he goes out and has fun at the tavern, picking fights or chatting with his brothers. When he gets back home, you are already in bed almost asleep. He climbs into the bed and gives you a kiss on the head. You ask him how his night was and he answers while you inch closer to him. He welcomes you with an open arm, pulling you into his side so he can hold you close.
Open (when would they start revealing things about themselves, do they say everything at once or do they wait a while and reveal everything slowly) Lambert doesn’t like sharing his story. He doesn’t want pity from anyone. He keeps it to himself until one night you bring up your parents and then ask about his. From there, you learn of his father, of how he was forced into the witcher lifestyle. Then he tells you of some of the monsters he’s faced and the people he’s come across.
Patience (how easily angered are they) Lambert has no patience. He’s so easily angered and frustrated by almost anything. Sometimes all it takes is someone looking at him the wrong way and he loses it.
Quizzes (how much do they remember about you, do they remember every little detail you mentioned in passing, or do they kind of forget) Lambert doesn’t remember everything, but he remembers what’s important. He doesn’t remember the date that you two officially started your relationship, but he remembers the way your eyes sparkled in the moonlight the first night the both of you were intimate, and the smile on your lips warmed his chest.
Remember (what is their favorite moment in your relationship) His favorite moment has to be the time you played tag in the middle of a thunderstorm in the valley beneath Kaer Morhen. You’d been out for a walk when dark clouds rolled in, stealing the sunshine and warmth and replacing them with clapping thunder and chilling rain. You started the game, sneaking a glance to Lambert out of the corner of your eye before tapping his shoulder and shouting ‘tag!’ then darting off through the trees. It took the witcher a moment to realize what you had just done. He chuckled, and began his pursuit. The chase lasted all of three minutes. He went easy on you at first, but then he came up behind you and wrapped his arms around you, hugging you tightly. He kissed your cheek and held you close for a moment, listening to the way your heart raced and the giggles that tumbled from your lips. You whispered ‘I love you’ to him, turning in his arms and leaning up on your toes to kiss his lips. He kissed you back, but then turned and ran away. It was your turn to chase him.
Security (how protective are they, how would they protect you, how would they like to be protected) Lambert is very protective of you, but he lets you have your space. He’s not constantly breathing down your neck and watching everyone around you. He knows you can handle yourself so he tries to not intervene unless he feels it is necessary. However, he does like to fight so he uses ‘your honor’ as an excuse to pummel whoever thought messing with you was a good idea.
Try (how much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks) Even though he is a dickhead sometimes, Lambert tries his hardest on your little dates. He’d take you picnicking near the lake at Kaer Morhen or wake you up at the ass crack of dawn to go watch the sun rise over the mountains. He isn’t great with gifts thought, so he tries to stick to thinking of cute little date ideas instead.
Ugly (what would be some bad habits of theirs) He likes to start fights. This man loves to argue and piss people off. He’ll do it at Kaer Morhen when things get boring and he needs a little excitement. He’s learned to pick fights with Geralt. Eskel is good at ignoring him but Geralt doesn’t have such a good temper. Hell, Lambert even likes to start fights with you sometimes just to get you going. He’s an asshole like that but you love him.
Vanity (how concerned are they with their looks) He’s not too concerned with how he looks. He knows he’s ruggedly good looking and that’s enough for him.
Whole (would they feel incomplete without you) When you aren’t around, he feels like something is missing, like something isn’t right. You bring such a calm energy to him that when you aren’t around, he’s grouchy and crotchety.
Xtra (random headcanon) Lambert absolutely loves rainy days. He loves to listen to the droplets come down on the rooftop and the way the clouds make outside dim. He enjoys having lazy and comfortable days with you when it rains, cuddling with you in front of the fire and listening to you read to him.
Yuck (what are some things they wouldn’t like, whether in a partner or in general) He doesn’t like someone that’s full of themself or thinks that they are higher than anyone else around them. He especially doesn’t like it when humans treat nonhumans like trash. He’s an asshole, but he isn’t that kind of asshole.
ZZZ (what are their sleeping habits like) Out of all the wolves, he probably sleeps the best. Granted, his sleep comes with nightmares, just like his brothers’, but he needs rest or he turns into an even bigger asshole than he already is.
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