#lambhorns

[ceimisia-blog]

i can see it now. she reaches into her purse to get her phone. she pulls out an object. its a nugget. she looks through her purse and nuggets just start falling out, pouring out. she cant stop it, theres so many. where did they come from, she has no answers, only questions

oMFGHDGHJKSD THEY”RE INESCAPABLE!!!honestly these nuggets in fancy bags are the only constant in my life

[cherryknives]

@lambhorns and @nescafes are a tumblr power couple and its glorious

[nescafes]

Got some England going in response to Kai’s America

[nescafes]

More stories about you and Kai please ;u;

Okay I’ll give a quick 5!

One time I kept kai up the majority of the night because we were just relaxing after u know wink wink anyway and then I started laughing my ass off over that ‘yer a wizard harry’ video bc it just randomly popped into my head and I was watching it on repeat like 5 seconds after I remembered it existed, it was a complete mess to say the least but it’s so good

In the ‘before days’ when we loved to hate each other (fucking homestuck days I s2g) because kai was like hey!!! i need to fill my quadrants!! anyway bad days, so we were just going through weird porn blogs on tumblr over tinychat and then I found this gif of an octopus and a girl and that was not pee that was not. pee. I’m p sure it will haunt us for the rest of our days

one time we were making out and i made a farting noise with my mouth because I forgot to breathe and kai didnt understand that I was trying to pull away and he kept pulling me in (okay I have this habit of being a teasing little bitch so I wouldn’t b surprised if he thought he was just me trying to pull a stunt) and I was like no seriously I’m dangerously breathless right now I’m going to pass out, so I improvised and just let one orally rip (two birds 1 stone) it ended in me cackling and choking on air as i rolled away victorious and he just looked stunned for so long

Kai also gets ridiculous giggles when I blow raspberries on his stomach, like RIDICULOUS giggles it’s great I’m the raspberry blowing master and he’s the perfect victim for my shenanigans (-:<

Kai used 2 send me really cute audio recordings of him singing in the first year I knew him (again in the before days) because it used to calm me down when things weren’t exactly 100% and it was really really really lovely ahhhh voice of an angel I s2g I’m so proud of him, but that computer completely shat itself and I lost everything r.i.p. But!!! I still get to hear him sing from time 2 time when I’m in australia or he’s here bc he has a habit of singing in the shower or just when he’s doing random shit, I don’t think he notices half the time but it’s really sweet. 

[ceimisia-blog]

lambhorns replied to your post: cold hard meme

we r hair twins i love it

yessss omg!! ur colour is better tho 😍😍

[nescafes]

A story about you and Kai ?

I have so many oh god this is going to be a mission to think of the best one.Let me list 5 that I can really think of rn

well there was the first time we met in person and that was an overall emotional time, I legitimately dropped all of my shit in the terminal corridor and sprinted towards him crying like a little bitch and basically tackled him into a hug and I was a shaking mess it was embarrassing

later I asked to go to the loo and he was like sure so we went and when we went into the bathroom I was like i don’t actually need to pee I just wanted to kiss you and so I did and he was so flustered like I have never seen a cuter thing in my life

we were at this christmas in the park thing and this lady came up to us gushing about our outfits and she said we were absolutely stunning etc etc and then she was like “oh it’s so lovely are you two sisters?” and we were like uhm….. best…. friends (cackles) and she was like ah! well let me pray for you beautiful, beautiful girls and then she held our hands and was legit praying for us and I was like…. omfg we’re the most raging gays on the planet I cannot believe this but it was actually really sweet

we got completely and utterly fucking lost in Luxembourg for a few hours it was HELL

and THEN there was the whole trip to Paris (I cried)

[ceimisia-blog]

lambhorns replied to your post: why new xkit remove formatting from re...

i thought i was the only one who noticed

it’s awFUL i’m too lazy to reformat it myself so hopefully it gets fixed orz

[cryingtime]

happy bday lambhorns

idk i keep thinking of this creature whenever i see your url