No, I definitely wouldn’t be a soldier in the slightest BUT you’d get me as a medic or a military psychologist.
(Irl I have a psychology/counseling degree ahhhh)
But I just imagine myself sitting on a leather sofa, bright eyed and bushy tailed watching as Capt Price forces Ghost into my office because he won’t shut up about dying and we’re all mandated reporters here.
Ghost would make my job a living nightmare but, in accordance to ACA Code of Ethics circa 2014, there’s not much I can do. (I mean, I could refer out but ain’t no one gonna take him lmao)
“She’s a kid what does she know?!”
“Well Simon, that degree states every wise however we could learn from one another yeah?”