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Fight me

Bring it on. I’m not afraid of your tea-sipping, biscuit-biting ass.

If you had to cut off one limb which would you choose?

What is wrong with you.

I'm too hot (hot damn) call the military police and a titan

that’s it no more candy for you.

Friendly reminder that you're gorgeous and ily you meme loving duck.

Oh you’re so kind.

This is the totally 100% mature conversation I was having with lame.

lamentedcorporal replied to your post:

Someone should write with me

Sharpies on your face. There, written.

I said with, not on

You have gorgeous eyebrows

I make them perfect by using gel made from the souls of children.

Potatoes arouse me

lame

no

lame

stahp

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