#lampd

[unnyboib]

I’m in a *ships Logan with everybody* mood

[sympathetic-deception]

Virgil: Here's my first problem: I'm drunk.

Virgil: And the jewellry store is closed.

Virgil: So I'm going to propose with a Ring Pop!

Virgil: And you're going to say "Yes!"

Virgil: And I'll get the actual ring tomorrow.

[sidespromptblog]

Deceit not expecting anything for Valentine's day, just to wake up and find different colored roses corresponding to the colors of the other sides, hidden all around his room and the mind space just for him.

[mayflowers07]

Thomas: So do you have a type?

Logan: No I’m not specifically attracted to a certain type of person. In fact I may not experience any form of attraction perio-

Patton: Logan I saw a Pinterest video on how to make stuffed garlic bread we have to make it together this weekend is gonna be crazy!

Logan: ...

Logan: I have a type

Thomas: Okay so you like cute, adorable types?

Logan: Yes I like my partners to be kind and optimistic and energetic-

Virgil: Logan do you want to stay up all night with me and watch Buzzfeed Unsolved until we’re too scared to fall asleep?

Logan: ...

Logan: Maybe dark and brooding is okay too

Logan: But I prefer people who are quiet and subtle and gentl-

Roman: LOGAN IM FEELING PARTICULARLY EMOTIONAL RIGHT NOW COME SING A DUET OF A WHOLE NEW WORLD WITH ME

Logan: ...

Logan: Quiet is a construct of human perception anyway

Logan: Perhaps I don’t have a type but I’d rather they at least be honest and respectful

Deceit: Logan I’m bored let’s pull a Bonnie and Clyde together and rebel against the system which government should we tear down together

Logan: ...

Thomas: Yeah you have no specific type

Logan: Actually I do

Thomas: Oh really? What? They have nothing in common

Logan, smiling fondly at his boyfriends: They’re all lovable idiots

[nightlovechild]

Virgil’s Masterpost

All of Virgil’s sexual adventurers in one post!~

(18+ only blog)

Self-Care - Virgil's Week. (Day 1: Solo)

Warnings: Self Bondage, Electro-play, Masturbation, Over-sensitivity

Prompt Used: Virgil is really kinky even when it’s just supposed to be a quick jerk off. He ends up with a vibrator in his ass and a bullet vibe on his cock, as well as who knows what else.

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Brain Teaser - Virgil’s Week. (Day 2: Analogical)

Warnings: Voyeurism/ Exhibitionism, Semi-public, Masturbation, Marking

Prompt Used:  Virgil and Logan both have high sex drives which ends in them being aroused a lot and more often than not together. When they can’t be bothered to fully have sex they just masturbate in front of the other, getting off on the sight of the other pleasuring himself.

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Crouching Tiger - Virgil's Week. (Day 3: Moxiety)

Warnings: Body Worship, Rimming, Blow job, Anal

Prompt Used: Patton takes his time worshiping Virgil’s body and praising him, but Virgil gets sick of it and flips them before riding Patton hard making them both lose their minds.

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Slippery When Wet - Virgil's Week. (Day 4: Anxceit)

Warnings: Angst, Lying, Slight manipulation, Past mentions of Dub-con and problematic relationship, Anal

Prompt Used: Virgil and Deceit were fuck buddies in the past, but it stopped for one reason or another. Except the sexual tension is still there and they can’t ignore it for much longer and they both snap, falling back into their old habits.

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Damsel in Distress - Virgil's Week. (Day 5: Prinxiety)

Warnings: fighting, masturbation, BDSM dynamics, Pursuit-Take down-Capture play, Consensual Non consent themes, Fingering.

Side-note: Don’t try this at home, kiddos. Do not base any real world play on this story. Be safe.

Prompt Used: Virgil wants to spice things up in the bedroom, so, he asks Roman to be rough with him and not stop for anything but the safe word, even if he screams “no” and begs him to stop. And Roman finds it weirdly arousing.

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Truth or Dare - Virgil's Week. (Day 6: Polyamsanders - DeMoxiety)

Warnings: Logince mention, Deceit, Oral, Anal, DD/lb undertones

Prompt Used: Virgil goes a little wild when Patton takes him into his lap and fucks him slow and deep. Deceit watches them for a while before Virgil is reaching out for him and begging to suck him off.

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Cheer Up Emo Kid- Virgil's Week. (Day 7: LAMPD)

Warnings: Deceit, Hand job, Oral, Anal, group sex

Prompt Used: Virgil often finds himself being anxious in the middle of sex, it’s worse when the others make him the center of attention. He’s embarrassed but thoroughly enjoying being touched from all directions.

[modernsuperhero]

Guys, I'm, guys I'm,

Roman coming to the realization that he's in love.

Not all of Thomas (and thus Roman as a part of him) in love with another whole person, but Roman in love with another side. (This can be any side(s) of your choice.) 

And he's overjoyed. He's thrilled! And he's so overwhelmed he feels like breaking down from all the giddiness and the passion that's a part of him flowing ever faster through his veins.

And he does what he knows in his heart he should: he runs to his castle in the Imagination and finds a balcony that faces the sky that he's willed into the moon and stars as breathtaking and as beautiful as his paramour(s). And he reaches deep into himself, his very core, and he sings it out, because he is a Disney prince and he is in love, so he is going to sing and belt out his feelings to the open air, and he feels like his entire existence has come to a culmination at this point, when he, the romantic side, has felt romantic feelings not as a side but as a single entity. And he is so full of love. It pours out of him, rips out of his chest and his face is wet from tears. He has never been so happy than to know that he is in love. 

Anyway, this is the song he sings (I’ve offered four different versions c: you can choose which you think sounds most like him in this moment. I recommend listening to all of them and crying happy tears): 

[stormcrawler75]

So I just read some angst by accident (don't ask me how, it happens to me more then it should) and I was wondering if you could write some fluffy dlamp? (only if you want to!!!)❤️❤️❤️❤️

I am so, so sorry that I didn’t answer this sooner. This was so long ago and I feel so bad that I waited this long to answer it. Life got in the way and I could never think of a good way to end this. I finished it today (finally) and I know that it’s been a long time but I hope you like this.

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Deceit and Virgil were going to make Patton explode from pure cuteness.

The two Dark Sides were cuddled on the couch with Virgil’s face buried in Deceit’s chest and Deceit bleping in his sleep. The two were both hissing softly and happily. 

Patton didn’t think that he was going to be able to handle much more cuteness.

Arms wrapped around him from where Patton was watching Deceit and Virgil in the kitchen and a chin landed on his shoulder. “Having fun admiring our precious kitten and snake, mia cara stella?”

Patton giggled and, cheeks turning a soft pink, looked back lovingly at Logan. “You’re awfully sappy today, Lolo.” He turned around and looped his arms around Logan’s neck. “Using Italian? You only do that on special days when you have something planned.”

Logan’s knuckles brushed against Patton’s cheek gently. “I can’t use it too often,” he teased. “You all get so beautiful and red when I do and I’d hate for any of you to build up an intolerance.”

Patton pouted playfully. “Meanie,” he grumbled. The pout didn’t last long though with the way Logan who smiling at him and he grinned shyly. “So, do you have something planned? I didn’t miss an anniversary, did I?”

“No, Love,” Logan assured him. “Just something myself and Roman has been planning. It’s been far too long since we’ve been able to do something nice for our three beautiful boyfriends.”

Patton grinned and fought the urge to bounce on his toes. Roman and Logan didn’t work together on planning dates often but when they did, it was always something worth remembering. “Got a dress code we need to wear?”

Logan nodded and leaned forward to brush a kiss against Patton’s forehead. “Something moderately warm.“

A frown played on Patton’s lips and he glanced back at Virgil and Deceit in concern. “It’s not too cold, is it? You know that DeeDee and VeeVee can’t handle the cold well. Especially Deceit. He is half snake after all.”

A hand landed on Patton’s back and fingers ran through his hair. “We wouldn’t dare risk the health or comfort of our kitten and snake,” Roman said, sounding fond. “Trust us, Patty. It’ll be a nice night out for everyone.”

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Virgil tugged at his hoodie’s string anxiously. “When are we suppose to meet Logan and Roman again?”

Deceit tsked and gently smacked Virgil’s hands away. He readjusted the hoodie’s strings. “They’ll be calling us down, my dear Ann. We just need to wait.” He sat down on Virgil’s bed elegantly and Virgil huffed.

The two were dressed in their normal outfits but with a few adjustments. Virgil had his hoodie closed and was wearing black gloves and unripped jeans. Deceit’s outfit had been left untouched except for his capelet being replaced with a warm black jacket. Both had hats tucked away in case they needed them.

“Sit down,” Deceit hummed, patting the spot beside him. “You need to calm down before the date. That was the whole point of us napping earlier, remember?”

Virgil sighed and nodded. He sat next to Deceit and rested his head on his shoulder, careful not to mess up his makeup. “I know. I just don’t like waiting.”

Deceit nodded silently and kissed Virgil’s head. They rarely needed many words between the two of them. They had been together for a long time now and could read each other like their favourite books. “Of course not,” Deceit said, holding out his free hand. Patton grinned and entered the room, the puffballs on the strings of his cat hoodie bouncing with each step he took. He was wearing a bright pink coat, his hoodie strings poking out from underneath. He sat down on Deceit’s other side and snuggled up under Deceit’s arm. Deceit smiled and closed his eyes, enjoying both of his smallest boyfriends curling up against him.

Of course, the moment didn’t last long. Before Deceit could properly enjoy having his two smallest boyfriends cuddled up against him, Roman called from down the hall, “My loves! Could you meet me and Lolo by the door to the Imagination, please? It’s all ready for you three and I’ve managed to convince my unfortunate brother to stay out for the night and hang in the Commons to give us some privacy.”

“Only for you, Romano!”

“Eat shit and die, you cretin!”

Deceit rolled his eyes at the two brothers' banter, unusually friendly so Roman must be in a really good mood, while Patton giggled against Deceit's shoulder. Virgil sighed after a moment and stood up, shuffling anxiously. "Come on. We should get going before Logan comes over here and starts talking Italian until we're literal mush."

"Not literal mush, la mia piccola pipistrello."

Patton, Deceit, and Virgil looked up to see Logan standing in the bedroom doorway with a soft smile on his face aimed directly at Virgil, who turned pink at both the Italian nickname and just how loving Logan looked in that moment. Logan was dressed in a dark blue parka with a blue hat with a puff on top of it. The Logical Side held out a hand to Virgil and glanced at Deceit and Patton with that same little smile. "Come, i miei amori. We're ready for you now."

Deceit raised an eyebrow, deciding that, as the one who could resist Logan's charms the most, he should be the one to speak. Or else Virgil and Patton would be sputtering messes by the time they got to this surprise. "Well then, we should probably get going, shouldn't we?" He stood up, helping Patton up as he did. "Come, my loves. Let's see what awaits us."

Virgil nodded, stepping forward and taking Logan's hand. The three of them were led to the entrance to the Imagination, Roman waiting outside with a large smile on his face. He was dressed in a bright red parka like Logan's but had earmuffs on instead of a hat. "It's about time," he teased, taking Patton's hand and tugging him away from Deceit. Deceit felt left out for all of a second before Roman was pulling him to his free side. "Shall we, Gentlemen?"

"Yes, I believe we will," Patton chirped excitedly, nuzzling Roman's shoulder with a large happy smile. "Oh, I can't wait!"

Logan held open the door to the Imagination and Deceit's jaw went slack. He was looking into the inside of a log cabin with a roaring fireplace, a large window that showed a skiing mountain outside with snow drifting down lazily, and blankets laid out in front of the fire. Mugs of hot chocolate and bowls of candy were already laid out and it just all looked so... perfect.

Deceit felt lips brush against his temple firmly and Roman then whisper, "Only the best for our Lovelies. Now come, it's time for date night."

[fangirltothefullest]

Mouse AU! @sidespromptblog had a prompt talking abut Mouse!Logan so of COURSE I thought of the Rats of NIMH! I really love that book/movie and I wanted to have a spin on it’s main concepts with a twist! 

AU information under the cut! (calmd/dlamp)

We have widowed mouse Logan who goes off in search of medicine because his son Thomas is sick. He bravely speaks to the Owl who tells him that the only medicine is in the human house and Logan needs to get it quickly so Thomas can be ok. Logan leaves Thomas in the hands of Emile, Talyn and Joan who are also mice and Remy, a ferret who likes to bug Emile. 

Throughout his search, however, he ends up getting caught in the human house and taken to NIMH where he’ll be used as a medicine tester (he takes on kind of the role of Johnathan as well as Mrs. Brisby in that he has to free the other mice in the cages of the laboratory). 

At first the other mice don’t exactly trust the little field mouse because he is doesn’t look like much, but he is dedicated and determined and clever. Patton befriends him first because their cages are next to each other and he hears Roman trying to escape every night by trying to pick the lock with no results. 

Logan tries to explain why he needs to leave- Virgil says he doesn’t trust him because how could a field mouse be clever enough to get them out? Patton explains that he had been a pet to a little girl and loved her to bits but she gave him up when she got bored and now he’s stuck here. They bond over missing people they love but they still don’t believe Logan when he says he has a plan to get everyone out once he sees the rat on the table opposite them also trying to get out of his cage.

The resident rat, Deceit, can hear them talking and reveals that he has been observing Logan over the past few days as he navigated the tests with ease. He argues with the mice for a while but ultimately they are silenced as he insists he’s decided to trust him and while the other mice do not trust Deceit as a rat, he insists that Logan needs to understand what they’re doing to them at the lab and that due to the medicines they are being given, their intelligence far beyond normal rodents, giving them the capability of reading human language and understanding human speech, therefore together they should be able to escape if they can get out and use one another’s talents to get to the vents. They have no idea at this point that Logan, already unusually intelligent, has not been given the medicine yet. He doesn’t tell them either because it does not occur to him to do so and he works with them to come up with a plan to escape. 

The night of the attempt however, Logan is taken in for testing by a late-night worker. He’s never had the medicine before and when he is given it he does not anticipate what it’s affects are going to be. They return him for study and he seems to be fine other than shock and fear from the pain of the injection and they leave, disappointed. The scientists discuss when they leave how they had hoped for better results considering how intelligent Logan was for initial trials but when they are gone Logan goes into a panic because he can’t handle what he is seeing. 

He sees them escaping, sees the mechanics of the lock and he sees himself open them. He sees them scramble t get up and someone knocks over something loud. He sees humans coming in and reaching fr them and sees Patton grabbed. He sees Deceit shriek and lunge and bite at the human, allowing them to escape. He is not with them. He sees them make it, but Deceit is left behind.  The other mice and Deceit try to rouse him from their cages and he wakes with a start, rushing to explain what he saw. They do not believe him at first but Roman shushes them as Logan stumbles to the bars and opens the lock just as he’d Seen. 

“Oracle.” Deceit frowned but he hurried to repeat the motion, and helped the others out of their cages. They crowd Logan who is exhausted but he urgently tells them that whatever they do they mustn’t topple what is on the tables or Deceit will be trapped here without them.  With his warning they all make it out together and Logan rushes forward and stalls them as the rain pours down. He sees the cars go by, not understanding the beasts. 

“What do we do?” Virgil asks. Logan sways and his vision blurs. He sees them run desperately in the rain, so much rain, and loud gigantic beasts that run along the dark rainy road loud as thunder. Human beasts, scary things that will kill them if they get too close. “A-avoid- avoid monsters- don’t go- don’t go-!”

He leans against Patton as Roman who has dragged a stick to use as a makeshift sword, leads the way with Deceit guarding their rear. They hurry forward only when there is a gap between beasts. 

On the other side of the road they are safe for now and Deceit confronts Logan about his visions. Logan admits hat was the first time he had been given the medicine and Deceit expresses that his intelligence was far superior to theirs which means his abilities of future sight are an incredibly precious gift for them now. Logan laments that it is a curse to see death like that but he needs to get the medicine from the house for Thomas. 

“We are at your debt Logan.” Roman says. “We will follow you wherever you go.”

“We’re too intelligent for simple lives….” Virgil comments. “We can’t go back to what we were doing; we can’t steal, we can’t scavenge, we… we learned to read, to write, to see….. to remember. We have to DO something with this. So let’s go do something good.” 

Sneaky and clever as they are when they return to the house, they get in easily and avoid the traps. Logan warns them of the cat, but he succumbs t another vision. Gentle and protective, Deceit keeps guard of him while the others retrieve the medicine and carries him back out when they are done. He wakes in his arms. “What did you see?” Patton asks. 

“I saw a rose bush….” He says softly. “Full of thorns and a tunnel beneath, the path of a long dead serpent. It leads to the roots of a great tree, paradise of sorts. There is where we must go in two days when the humans bring another beast that will tear the land up and destroy everything for their harvest.” 

They bring the medicine to Thomas who is so terribly ill. The medicine will help, they all know it, but Logan worries anyways. The second day draws near and Deceit is still worried. Thomas has improved but is still in no condition to be moved. “We have to go Logan. It’s risk his life getting out or everyone dying waiting for sure. Roman has already gone to check the path you saw and he and Remy confirmed it last night. They’ve gone to clear the tunnel We have to go.” 

“What if he gets worse?” Logan holds his little one close protectively. “What if I lose him?” 

“You won’t.” Deceit replies. “On my word, Logan, I will see to it that you and he and everyone gets to paradise safely.” But before he can say anything more the ground rumbles and Logan gasps. 

“It’s too early, I thought it was two days and then the beast!” 

“Looks like your visions may not be entirely accurate-” Logan wraps Thomas up and they usher everyone outside to where the huge beast is starting up, the human farmer making frustrated curses. 

“He doesn;t know how to use it-” Logan says, drawing Thomas close. 

“But he may figure it out sooner than we’d like. Take everything you can!” Deceit orders to Emile and Patton and Virgil just as Roman comes in on Remy’s back. 

“The tunnel’s entrance was collapsed but we cleared it! We can go now.”

“And soon babes, that doesn’t sound good and the ground is shaking like a trapped rabbit.”

“Grab all you can in the way of supplies.” Logan calls to them and looks at Deceit who nods. “We’re going now.” 

The trek to the rose bush is perilous as it lies close to the beast and the human and it roars to life and starts to move twice, dislodging dirt and weeds and they are almost smothered by it before it dies. Deceit mutters to himself but he shoos them all into the tunnel. 

The walk from there is long, several days worth because they can’t go very long before Thomas needs to lay down. “You’ll see the sky again sweetie.” Logan promises and Thomas coughs. 

“Promise papa?” 

“I promise.” Logan soothes and Deceit sits beside him as Thomas goes back to slleep. 

“You are a good dad Logan. And your insight has saved us.” 

“I never wanted t see the future…. I just wanted to keep my boy safe.” 

“And you have.”

“But what now? When we get to paradise it won’t be paradise yet. It’ll take work and time and effort. We’ll all work our tails off. I am not strong like you and Remy, nor fast like Virgil and Roman and Talyn. I cannot fight like you all can and I am not as efficient at picking up new tasks or cooking or digging like Patton is. I might be clever but I am not as capable as the rest of you. Even Emile and Joan know all sorts of medical things and they are not even enhanced like you are.” 

“That taught us to read and to remember and to understand. But it is something that can be taught.” Deceit replies and gently hugs him. “And we don’t just value you for your Sight Logan. Even without it you united us and it was your plan that got us out of NIMH. I might be clever at lying to humans but I know you see right through me. Your perception and judge of character and way with logic is commendable. We need you to help coordinate us and we need you to raise your kid.” 

Logan leans against him and sighs. “Thanks Deceit. I’m…. not too good with the feelings thing but you did make me feel better and I appreciate that. You… make me more comfortable than anyone which seems silly because you are a rat.” 

“Good.” Deceit squeezes him lightly. 

The rest of the journey went without most chaos. There was a snake that did not make the cavern that came and Roman and Deceit and Remy bravely fought it off. Patton and Emile helped tend to them and Logan and Virgil refused to admit their worry. But the longer they went the more they grew closer and then just as promised, the tunnel let out to a large open space beneath the roots of the tree above them. Paths up top could easily be dug and Emile and Patton got to work as Remy and Roman scouted ahead. Virgil stared to help make everything comfortable, making beds from their blankets and finding a nice place to set up their eating area. 

Logan helps lie Thomas down, the little one doing much better but tired from the move. He’s recovering steadily though and he’d been playing with Virgil earlier much to the hidden pleasure of the brooding mouse. Sunlight burst through the tunnels the others made and the cross-breeze was lovely. Just as promised, the fields above were covered in flowers and the scent traveled. 

“I’m glad to be settled.” Logan admits. “But the journey was worth it. We are going to be safe here.”

“And in all fairness, Joan and Talyn are together and I’m fairly certain so are Remy and Emile…” Deceit mutters. “And also the rest of the mice are kind of an item on their own and they’d kind of like you to be part of this big happy family and I wouldn’t mind that so much but also I really don’t want to let you go…..” 

“Are you asking me out? I have a kid.” Logan chuckles. “Responsibilities. And you’re kind of huge.”

“Yes, and?” Deceit smirks. “More to hug.” 

“That would sell it for Patton.” 

“It did.”

“What sold it for Roman?” 

“The fact that I can lift him with ease.” 

“And Virgil?” 

“Working on it.” Deceit laughs. “Though he’s coming around. Please?” 

Logan thinks about it as he runs his hand over Thomas’s soft ears. “Yeah, ok.” They were going to make a life for themselves anyways, they might as well.

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@adorbzpanda