#lampertasks

[lampert3008]

gives you a large stack of pancakes

[lampert3008]

is there a specific reason you're such a germaphobe or are you just a freak to be freaky

i'm not a FREAK hating germs and diseases is NORMAL i'm NORMAL I'M--

...ahem. um.

ignore that.

I don't need to have a reason to dislike dirt and general uncleanliness, that's a normal thing for most people. It's not weird.

...most people.

[lampert3008]

*achoo*

[lampert3008]

Lampert pleasant big naturals.

[lampert3008]

Heyyyy buddy

Uh

Hmmmmm

Uh

Uhhhhh

ekdndndndne

*gives you a random cardboard box with cleaning supplies inside and runs away*

uhm. th. Thanks, I guess???? (is that what people usually say when they get gifts???)

i, uh. i appreciate it.

[lampert3008]

*sprays myself with alcohol*

Can i hug you?? :3

no

[lampert3008]

howzit feel being such a BETA, LOZEERRR

-NOT unpleasant why would you even THINK that

You smell like a hospital, and I mean this in the worst possible way. Do NOT touch my ask box

[lampert3008]

Is the light bulb your brain or like can you take it out anytime and still be living

I mean... yeah. Like, I can take it out and replace it at any time and be totally fine. I'm a lamp, I don't really have or need a brain.

Think of the lightbulb more like a... piece of clothing or something. You wouldn't continue to wear a shirt once it gets dirty, right? It's the same with my lightbulb burning out. I just replace it with a new one.

...

...you do change clothing once it gets dirty, right?

right????