#landdaddy version

[bflanddaddy]

Yandere!LandDaddy: "...Mmmmm~. Oh yesssss...oh how I love to see that succulent flesh of your slowly get a taste of the cold, sharp blade that I'm about to press against you now. ...Heh, heh, heh...~. I must say...hearing you scream in pain...is such a turn on for me. Aaaaah~. Oh how I LOVE..to have your blood slowly trickle down the knife that I'm holding here. ...Even tasting it is such..a thrill to me. You know love...I did tell you that you would be punished for your sins. I told you countless times...that if you ever try to sleep with another man...I would severely punish you. Now...why did you have to go and do all of that for? You know how much you mean the world to me. ....What a naughty lady you've become. Whoring yourself out to other pests. I really must cause you pain...in order for you to get the point across. But it's okay, babe. I'll make sure that the experience will be slow...and painful. Don't expect me to grant you any kind of mercy because of it. Now...shall we...continue?"

[bflanddaddy]

LandDaddy: “...Oh? Well look what I caught myself. A sexy lil’ mermaid...and with a nice pair of G breasts to boot. And it looks like your girls can barely hold themselves together in that itty bitty shell bra you have. ...I was gonna enjoy having a nice, hot meal with the biggest fish I’ve caught...but in this case, you will do juuuuuust fine~. Oh no, no, no, darling. You’re not going anywhere. If anything...your appearance..your overall beauty has really captured my attention rather quickly. Ya know...I’ve never fucked a mermaid before. ..Let’s hope that you will be able to service me well on the high seas today, hmm, hmm. ...I’m gonna enjoy taking a bite out of you, babe. ....Mmmmm...your flesh feel so soft...smooth...like that of a real woman. ...Even your kisses taste like that of the ocean; salty...yet rather pleasant to take in. ...God, even sniffing your lucious, elegant, sun kissed, golden hair has the same aquatic scent. It’s like you wanted a human like me to capture you. ...Well, darling, let me assure you that you’re definitely gonna get the best kind of sex from yours truly. Your breasts are just begging for me to fondle them with my strong, sturdy hands. Allow me to...release your girls from their bondage~. ...Heh, heh. My, my...I’m gonna enjoy having my way with them. ...That’s it...moan more for me. You love having a man like me caress these big melons with such tenderness? Or perhaps...you want me to be a little rougher with them? ...Mmmm~. Guess you’re a lady that gets her jollies off of having her big breasts teased endlessly. Your moans of pure ecstasy managed to get me hard down there. How’s about you use your mouth and make daddy happy, hmm? ...Ah...ha...ha...oh god..! Mmmm! Yeah..Yeah keep at it. Work your tongue on my thick, rock hard cock. I’ll make sure my big man gets a taste of your insides when your mouth finishes taking in the first load you’re about to receive. ..Ah...Aaaah! ...Ha...ha. ...Damn...for someone that’s mythical...you really know how to perform the best kind of felatio, hmm, hmm~. Now it’s time to fill that other hole of yours with the second load from my hot piece of meat. Don’t worry..since it’s your first time mating with a human...I’ll be gentle. Unless you’re the type to get fucked real hard and rough..if so, I’ll definitely oblige. ...Mmph! Oh god! You’re really tight inside...yet very hot. ...I’m going to go faster now, let’s hope your hips can keep up with the thrusting I’ll be giving ya. ...Mmm! Mm! Yeah...take it. Let my cock mold its shape in you, you radiant, dirty lil’ fish. ...That’s it. Moan louder for me, I want to hear your voice bellow through the whole ocean. Let your comrades hear the excitement ring through your hoarse voice as I keep pounding in you. ...Oh! Almost...Almost there! Ah...Ah...Aaaaaaah~!! ...Oh...Oh yeah. Oh god, yeah. ...Whew...damn girl. You’re no longer a pure mermaid anymore, hmm, hmm.”

[bflanddaddy]

Yandere!LandDaddy: “...Ha..ha....ha. ...Oh god...you look ever so beautiful as usual tonight. ...Mmmm~! Just seeing you take off that itty bitty top ever so...slowly...mph! Makes me wanna pleasure myself as I quietly watch your bouncy, succulent, juicy, gigantic breasts jiggle up and down as you now remove your bra gracefully. No one is allowed to watch you do all of that but me...and ONLY me. Ha, ha. ....Haaaa. Yeah. Keep removing your clothes, I can feel the heat rising up within me every single second. ...Oh yes...yes! That’s it, show me those sexy laced panties of yours, darling. ...Ooooh~! God how I love seeing you in them. Even without them on, your body is perfect in every way. ...Ah! Yes...I’m almost there. Oh god...yes! I want to hold you close. I want...I want to feel your girls in my hands...! I want you...I want you..! I LOVE YOU!! ...Ha...ha....ha....haaaaa. ...Heh, heh. ...Oh my darling. You don’t know how much I adore you so. Thanks for the show you’ve given to me. ...Soon, my love. Soon, you and I...will be together. We will be the perfect couple~.”

[bflanddaddy]

Yandere!LandDaddy: “...Haaaa...Oh my love. You may not know me yet..but in due time, you will. Oh yes...oh yes, you will indeed. I’ve always admired you from afar. I always watch you from the places you go to, like your workplace, the cafes you frequently go to, even at the trendy bars you hang out at with your lil’ gal pals. Now how do I know the names of these specific places you may ask? Let’s just say I have a lil’ birdie giving me every single detail there is to know about your daily routine, hmm, hmm~. ...Although...I can’t help but feel rather jaded by the fact that you got so many good looking men hovering around you like a bunch of dogs in heat. God does that ever disgust me. ...Oh how I LOATHE the idea of seeing those sleaze bags trying to cop a feel on your elegant body, how I HATE seeing some pretty boy asking you out on your first date together. ...Even seeing one of your new boyfriends coming over to have sex after a long night really burns me up to NO FUCKING END!! ...No, no. Heh, heh, heh...no..noooo. I need to calm down, right, right, just be calm. Terribly sorry, darling. I know that right now I’m being very vulgar with my words...and I wanna say, I’m truly sorry for that. I mean, heh, heh, heh. You of all people should know how it feels when a man wants to get to know a woman that he’s ever so passionate about. It’s just...mmmm. ...I was the one that loved you first. I was the one that had my eyes on you and YOU alone. The thought of another man coming between you and me...that won’t simply do. No...no, no, it just won’t...DO! I can’t allow any kind of competition to get in the way of our love. I know it’s not your fault that you’re ever so beautiful; you’re just born with that kind of body and looks. Oh how I adore staring every last bit of you...and I think it’s only right that I can claim you as my own. Why don’t you just relax in our little love nest that I’ve prepared ever so well for you? When you have so much free time on your hands like I do, you appreciate the time and effort; the blood, sweat and tears I partook in the craft. There you go, darling. Just rest up while I go take care of the lil’ rats I have in my place, hmm, hmm. It won’t take long, and if you hear all of the screaming...just ignore them, okay? I don’t want my special lil’ princess feel unsafe in our home now can I? Will you be okay without me for a few minutes? ....Hmm, hmm. There’s a good lass. Now you stay there...and don’t leave. Because if you do..well...let’s just say, you don’t want to encounter with a man that will gladly take drastic measures upon his beloved. So please...don’t...push...your...luck. Glad we had this talk. Bye for now~.”

[bflanddaddy]

Ice cream Man!LandDaddy: “Hello there, darling. You look like you could use something nice and cold to enjoy on such a blistering, fiery summer day. Well have no fear, lil’ lady~. I’m here to give you all kinds of yummy treats I have to offer. ...Hmm...looks like I need some assistance. Go to the back and I’ll open the door for you. ...Don’t mind the sudden temperature drop in here, gotta make sure the sweets are all nice and cold just for you and the others. I believe I have the perfect kind of treat in mind for you...and it’s riiiiight...here~. ...Yeah...you like what you see there? Think of it as the most delicious popsicle that you desperately want to put your mouth in. Go ahead...take a lick out of it. If you’re really good at giving head...you’ll enjoy the creamy center in the end. Trust me, babe...you’re gonna enjoy having a taste of this bad boy more than once...”

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LandDaddy: “Well hello, hello. What’s a fine lil’ gal like you doing all by yourself on this perfect day at the beach? As for me, I was trying to find the nice spot after swimming around in that cool ocean for so long. ...Heh. You like seeing my hard rocking body coated by every single droplet of water on me? Tell me, does it make you think of naughty things? Or perhaps...shall I put it...perverted things? Come on, babe. We’re all human, it’s only natural to feel the heat burning up inside you the moment your eyes wander towards the opposite sex. You’re already undressing my exposed, half naked body...with your precious, jaded eyes. Hmm, hmm. Now you’re trying to pretend it wasn’t a big deal? I’m rather hurt. ...But it’s alright. I suppose I could let that go if you don't mind me stealing a kiss from you. ....Mmmm...your lips taste like that of fresh picked cherries. ...Oh my, looks like you want more of me after that first kiss huh? Alright then...how’s about we continue this in my car in the parking lot? At least there...we can have all of the fun without the onlookers trying to ruin it. And don’t worry...the windows are tinted...so we won’t be seen so easily as I show you what a REAL man can do for you. Once you enjoy having my hot meat inside you, you’ll be begging to come more than once~.”

[bflanddaddy]

LandDaddy: "Hey baby...you wanna know why they call me the Dog Whisperer? I get horny bitches like you to get on all fours after you shiver from hearing my low, raspy voice echo in your ear, and as I ram my thick meat in that tight ass of yours, you'll be panting from feeling the heat burning within the love making and you'll be howling in esctacy as I cum inside you~."

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Yandere!LandDaddy: "...Hiiii, darling~. Did you miss me? Oh...I missed you ever so much. I've been waiting for you to come back to our cozy lil' home after your long day of toiling in the sun, hmm, hmm. ...I want to have a lil' chat with you. That's all. Oh this? This rope I have? Don't worry about it, babe. Don't focus on it so much. I mean, heh, heh. It's not like I'm planning to do something terrible to you. ...Though the way you're looking at me right now is already starting to piss me off. Hey! We're not done here. Why don't you be a good girl and do as your told? ...So, you wanna do things the hard way then. Fine...I prefer to give you a taste of what's going to happen now. Let's just tie you up nice...and tight. Wouldn't want you to escape so easily now do we? ...Why are you crying? You already know about the warnings I've been given you during our relationship that if you ever cross me by cheating on me, that I would have to take drastic measures. And guess what? You did. And now...I have to punish you for being such a naughty lil' slut. ...But don't worry, as long as you do as I say...perhaps I can forgive you of your transgression towards me. Just tell me who's the son of a bitch that's been fucking with my girl. I want to pay him a lil' visit. ...Oh this? I'm not gonna use the gun on him. I'll merely use it as a way to scare him off from ever having his way with you. ...Unless he tries to play hero, then I'll have to put a bullet in his head and it's bye, bye lover boy~. ...Don't you fucking dare cry! You committed a sin by sleeping around with someone that isn't me! So now...you're gonna see that I'm not the type to fuck with!!"