#lando.thots

[theemporium]

there's a picture from the new tumi ad with lando where he's honestly quite seductively posing on a bed (with a piece of luggage). and it made me kinda lmao because you cannot tell me that lando isn't exactly the type of boyfriend who'd see your text saying you'd be home soon after a few days away and immediately get naked and pose on the bed for you and wait for you to find him 😭

PLEASE😭😭😭😭

the way he’s just like, “it’s the best way to welcome you home” and he’s just beaming like the wee shit he is

and even when you turn around like, “cute but I’m gross and I want a shower” like he’s not already running after you to join you😭

[theemporium]

sooooo sugar daddy!lando coded

[theemporium]

you know, it's officially spooky season and i think that's why my mind randomly wandered today and started thinking about lando in a ghostface mask. like i've never understood that kink but when i thought about lando in one, i was like "now wait a goddamn minute....."

maybe it's just because lando is so absolutely not threatening so him in that mask wouldn't be scary at all... it'd just be hot

kinda cackling at the idea of ghostface!lando because he feels way to giggly and the idea of his laugh through the voice modifier is😭

BUT

could definitely see lando wearing it to try scare you/freak you out at some party or something. like just as a wee prank but yous are alone in a room together and maybe you’re way more turned on than you realised and lando is amused

and next thing you know, he’s got your hands pinned above your head whilst he’s fucking you and the way he just tilts his head when you start whining and begging for him to finally let you come is 😵‍💫

[theemporium]

no cause one of your works gave me this idea about being friends with lando and him teaching you how to give blowjobs 🙂‍↕️ the praise n degradation from this man woukd be insane

the way he’s cocky for all of two minutes before that boy is whining and babbling out all sorts of nonsense (because let’s be real, he IS vocal) and just crumbles because it’s you and he’s meant to be doing this as a friend thing but he’s also had the biggest crush on you and you look hot with his cock in your mouth and how is he not supposed to crumble?

[theemporium]

can't stop thinking of lando x sports journalist reader 🫠 like they meet when she interviews him and he tries so hard to stay professional but he just can't

especially because media is something none of the drivers like (especially after bad races or long days) but lando is so obvious in the way he goes from 😐 in most interviews to 😁 when it's the reader who is interviewing him

[adventuringblind]

LOVE the idea of bitey lando…. got any him and oscar and max biting thoughts perchance?

MY FAVE TRIAD!! (If nobody has noticed yet-)

No, okay, I seriously love these three! I'm the context of my favorite slut (affectionate) Lando... speaking my love language.

Max is just as bad. Like I feel Lando would bite him, all over his neck, and Max would wear that shit with pride. The two of them are PR menaces. Concealer? Non-existent.

I also think if Lando needed it, max would let him naw on his fingers or sit between his thighs while he sim races. Like if he can't keep Lando's mouth busy with his own or nestled in the crook of his neck, he'll find a way. His thighs are biteable anyhow, Lando has plenty of space to mark up on them.

Oscar, I think, bites back. Because in my head, he's also a possessive little sneak. Lando garners a fuck ton of attention from other people and Oscar knows how to keep control despite that. Let Lando have his fun... while also showcasing a lovely hickey right behind his ear. This, in turn, means Lando is going to come back tenfold.

Also, maybe this is just me, but if Max and Oscar were smart about it, they could make the biting into a gold star. Like he's not allowed to bite or mark until he takes care of himself. He self-deprecates? TEETH ARE DENIED.

Lando trying to make himself look prettier on his knees because there are two perfectly good sets of thighs in front of him, and he can't bite them. Ultimate for of punishment for the poor baby!

[theemporium]

no because lando (who lives and breathes frat vibes) coming home to his preppy gf who only sleeps in silk nightgowns

lando who’s brain has just stopped working and his hands keep resting on her thighs and trying to wander under the nightgown but she keeps slapping his hands away and giving him a look. and this boy is seconds away from getting on his knees and begging for a wee taste

[adventuringblind]

youre the writer i have found who writes the best bottom lando, do you have any possessive but cute subby lando thoughts?

AHHHHHHHH YOU FOUND MY WEAKNESS!

I personally think that Lando is a biter or had an oral fixation of some kind. Pair that with the fact he's a gremlin, and you have yourself a possessive submissive.

Like okay, I know people go wild for possessive doms, which I do as well I won't lie. But think about Lando who thrives off attention being adamant about 'this is my person leave them alone thanks.'

Biting and marking where it's visible, wearing their clothes so people know who he belongs to, pda to the max-

It's not from a place of jealousy here, but if he's getting attention from other people, then this acts as a security blanket both ways.

But yeah, Goodluck to his partner! They won't be able to wear anything revealing for a hot minute-