#landonator

[trashytracktales]

since this picture dropped i genuinely cannot stop staring... like OH MYYYYYY is that supposed to be him soft as well??!!?

Eventually soft(ening inside you after taking it out on you thanks to a long, exhausting media day) 😁🎀

[trashytracktales]

Hope you already had dinner, babe. Here's dessert 🥵🫦

The amount of times I’ve been sent this picture is stupid. What’s even stupidER is the fact that I have the same reaction every single time aanshdjdjd bye.

Also. He’s been wearing these quite a few, innit. He must know, the boy ain’t fooling me 💭

[trashytracktales]

https://www.tumblr.com/aheadattheapex/813235421201989632/i-am-looking-disrespectfully?source=share

Add this to the landonator list

If I start speaking, you’re all getting a face reveal on the 8pm news so I’m just gonna stfu and mind my own business 🥀

[trashytracktales]

I am so painfully down bad for any pic of lando in swimming trunks because I swear that MONSTER is half way down his thigh in some of them. Please tell me I’m not the only one 😔😋

🗣📢 Did someone say... LANDONATOR?!? You’re so real for that, because suddenly, the Monster Energy sponsorship makes a lot more sense, no? He’s hiding a whole sector under there 🥲

You won’t catch me with energy drinks in hand, I think they’re very nasty, but someone please tell me if his can comes with a warning label 👀🍆⚡

[trashytracktales]

You really think Lando is 6 inches?? That's kind of a lot to take LOL

ARE YOU SCARED OF THE LANDONATOR??

You saw the hands and you’re still doubting the equipment? Babes... that’s a rookie mistake. It might be a lot to take, but who said anything about surviving it ☝🏻🥴

[trashytracktales]

Did you see the picture of lando standing on the beach staring out into the water? Looks like there is more of 'him' to the left of his hand???!

I can bet my life on the fact that half the internet is currently zooming in on it like it’s the Zapruder film. Too bad the universe is shy with the angles today :(

[trashytracktales]

https://www.tumblr.com/naenia011/815331906170257408?source=share

Lando is alive and well(bludge and nips in the same picture) -🐰

I, for one, really appreciate the paddock photographers as annoying as they might be at times in their frenzy to capture the perfect shot, because some of these pictures are absolutely scrumpdillyicious. Literally makes you stop and stare. Amazing. I’m so glad there’s 17 angles of this 📸😜

[trashytracktales]

Why is lando’s bulge more prominent when playing golf compared to race weekends n normal days. Is that a golf player thing or 😭😭😭

On race weekends, it must be locked behind fia regulations. They can’t risk unleashing the landonator in public 🙂↕️