#language owl

[flock-of-cassowaries]

Based.

[flock-of-cassowaries]

Have to say, it feels vaguely insulting to have the Language Owl congratulate me on a 30-day friend streak with a woman I have known since the year 2000.

Like. Avian bestie. I almost made that girl fail a tenth-grade science project. We saw Moulin Rouge in a theatre. We watched the first season so Sex In the City in her dad’s pine-panelled basement, when that shit was new.

[write-a-new-ending]

Here's your daily reminder to take 5 mins out of your day to ride this di*k