#langurorousness

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langurorousness replied to your post:did someone request a B26 breakdown? well ask and...

-gladly hands you a crown.- ; v ;

awwww yis, my time has come. 

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langurorousness replied to your post:so I’m watching parks and rec and this happened…...

the ship has long since sailed

I mean, let’s face it. the ship basically sails itself.

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langurorousness replied to your post:can I just take a moment to talk about one of my...

these idiots don’t realize it until it’s too late

exactly. like, it’s the kind of realization that slams into them while they’re laying in bed that night and there’s no going back from that. that’s the sound of hell freezing over.

meanwhile luss is probably doing their little celebration dance somewhere.

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langurorousness replied to your post:langurorousness replied to your post:so I checked...

bel’s the reason why the varia is 10x more fun

fran wants to know where he can find this fun you speak of.

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langurorousness replied to your post:so I checked out my activity feed for the hell of...

Shake It Off plays in the background

bel is the reason we can’t have nice things...

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langurorousness replied to your post:#kicklevioutofvaria2k16

SOMETHING EVERYONE CAN GET BEHIND ON

(fran voice) he makes me and the idiot prince agree on stuff... he’s gotta go.

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langurorousness replied to your post:{✘} » — “Can I vote that it’s my head and what’s...

[ Fran’s hair is serious business ]

fran’s hair is the most important business, I agree. it needs to be free...

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{✘} » — There were a multitude of reasons that he disliked                his position in the Varia. For one thing, he was                fairly certain that his boss remained under the                impression that he was twelve. There was also                the resounding fact that their second in command                appeared to only have two volumes: loud and                louder.

               Lussuria often proved to be the most tolerable                of the lot, albeit in small doses, meanwhile Levi’s                existence in general skyrocketed towards the top                of the list. At least he had the luxury of being able                to ignore said existence in its entirety (even Xanxus                seemed to often forget they had Lightning guardian                to begin with).

               And then there was this asshole...

               The monarch of menaces, the creme de la creepy,                and most importantly, the perpetual thorn in his                side. Who he had wronged in a past life to be                sentenced to dealing with Belphegor was a                question he continued to ask his teacher, but to                no avail.

               He was lazy, arrogant, irritating; the absolute                epitome of everything the team rookie couldn’t                stand in a person (could he even be considered                a person?), rolled up into the most inconvenient                package he’d ever had the displeasure of receiving.                And, of course, he didn’t come with an option to return                to sender, which landed Fran in his present predicament                of actually having to put up with his partner.

               Verdant lenses seem to examine the door leading to the                other’s room before he enters without permission. The                way he sees it, there’s a knife awaiting him on the other                side regardless, might as well not accidentally give the                impression that he respects his superior officer.

               “Oi, Fake Prince,” announces his presence while he                scans the room for the unmistakable mop of blond                hair that Cousin It would envy. “Did you finish that                mission report yet? The Loudmouth Commander’s                looking for it.”