#lap hog

[wrestlehead]

pole vaulting is not in his future.

[mserinv]

Today’s discovery is that Archie is a lap hog. Poor Orion doesn't like being adjusted (mostly so he doesn't fall or slide off) so he's decided he's done napping with me for now.  When they both try to nap in my lap, Archie makes sure he's closest to my belly so he's less likely to slide down a leg (though stretching himself right off the chair has been his MO today. He did it twice). 

Orion then gets the shaft and keep getting shimmied down a leg, so Orion is napping on the other chair so he doesn't get moved.

[this-is-thecoolface-blog]

Lap Hog's definition.

[workaholics]

And you know that it's legit bat talk, because he's under oath.  Real blue ribbon hog, he's got there.  I bet he's friends with it.

[workaholics]

"Holding on to my nine inch lap hog, which must be true, since I am under oath..."

Adam DeMamp Pick Up Line #99.