#urban dictionary

[sonictacocat]

What we currently have:

Squish - a platonic interest/attraction to another person

Crush - a (romantic) interest/attraction to another person

I would like to propose:

Crunch - a sexual interest/attraction to another person

(Let me know if this already exists)

Edit: Apparently it does exist, it is called a "squash".

[gaypistachio]

Thank you urban dictionary

[spicyshakes]

I need this to be made into a meme comic so badly

[vintage-tigre]

[nooronclouds]

[superbeans89]

Reddit Herring

Noun (derogatory): Someone who goes online to spread lies and misinformation

[emuartworks]

" Greetings. I would have not approached you but a series of correlating data has brought it to my attention and I fail to understand. My query; why are others so..."

"... 'thirsty' for you." -Oracle

HAHAHAHA!! You're so serious!! You seriously had to look that up to ask me?? Ahahaha!! Ah... I don't think you're old enough for me to answer that, kiddo, but uh... Let's just say people like my charm, my looks, and probably the more "vulnerable" or "mysterious" side I show on occasion. But mostly my looks~

@sonic-mini-showdown

[shame-in-you]

I love reading what it says for my name on the urban dictionary