I am writing a play script. This is fucking great man. It has a lesbian princess. A gay knight. A lesbian magician. An asexual and homicidal lord. A transgender thief. And satan... Also by the end of the book no one is a virgin. Your welcome. Also 100% color blind cast because this is 100% fantasy world so none of that "the king of england isnt black" bs. This is England, fucker, it is the magical kingdom of Lapista and you can do whatever the fuck you want. I can be a fucking unicorn hoe.













