#lappity splat

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thoughts on muslims and hijabis

I mean I guess I don’t really understand the question? The only negative opinions I have on any human being on this planet is against Nazis, white supremacists, sexist, rapists, and rich people. Everyone else is just a person living life and they don’t deserve mine or anyone else’s judgements.

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When a boy tryna sext you when you’re sick

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Holy COW

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When you see someone's phone number in a post and you think it might be fun to text it, here's what you do

Don't

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Aloe Vera

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Does the "mc" meme come from McCree or McDonald's

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Comic idea: the dog and the pink roses. A group of witches stumble upon an old structure in the desert where a young mutt lives with a beautiful bush of pink roses, kept alive by a trickling faucet. When her team turns off the urban fountain, the youngest witch must face a sad truth

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I don't understand why so many people trust me for relationship advice cause I have only dated two people in the past twenty years and both of them only lasted less than three months I don't know how to help you, Sarah