May 7, 2018
Children Of Eden In A Nutshell
Ash: I’m the first child
Rowan: I’m the second child, and I don’t exist.
Mom: Lmao you were bamboozled it’s the other way around because Ash is disabled
Rowan: I’m kinda mad but I love my brother
Ash: I have a crush on Lark
Lark: I have a crush on Rowan
Rowan: I’m illegal
Lachlan: Hey come here btw I love you
Rowan: I’m gonna cheat on Lark but it’s ok because I’m illegal
Flame: I’m gonna make you legal
Lachlan: nvm I want them
Greenshirts: gotcha bitch
Rowan: *murders a greenshirt*
Oh by the way Rowan’s mom died
Rowan: I’m gonna run off to the place where it’s literal chaos
Greenshirts: lemme follow
Rowan and greenshirts: bad idea
Rowan: Holy fuck trees
Center: Nah fam ur on drugs