Harry: I can't believe you just walked out.
Louis: Harry, we've been over this. I didn't-
Harry: You were so scared of your own feelings and you just avoided me. Screened my calls. How could you do that to me? I thought we were in love!
Louis: Give me that fucking phone now so I can set it alight.
Harry: You're avoiding the issue again! Just like you did when Niall asked you-
Louis: Harry...baby. I love you. But if I have to have ONE more conversation about what my fictional self did to break your heart, I'm going to break your dick. Either that or never sit on it again.
Harry: You're right, that's not what I want.
Louis: Good.
Harry: And I forgive you in advance. You just don't realise how much you love me. I'm sure in the next chap-
Louis: THAT'S IT. My bum is a no go zone for the next 24 hours. Keep your delusional penis away from it at all times.
Harry: But-
Louis: Oh and FYI, I've read that one and maybe I wouldn't have run if you'd just gotten your shit together and told me how you felt from the get go. Tosser.
