[text] I DON’T WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
* / / text meme !!
[ SMS ; alpha big dick ]: first of all: rude! you should always want my dick. it’s in the contract. the one that we don’t have. [ SMS ; alpha big dick ]: secondly: we can get brunch, but that’s a little gay. only gays get brunch. :/













