Who said “I love you” first
I’d say Lasercorn. They probably were just casually playing video games, and it just. Came out? And they both were just blushy idiots and it was cute.
Who would have the other’s picture as their phone background
Sohinki. He’s lame like that (<3)
Who leaves notes written in fog on the bathroom mirror
Lasercorn. But don’t get me wrong, they aren’t romantic at all. It’s usually dumb shit like ‘LAZERCORN WUZ HERE’ and ‘BUY MORE MILK YOU JERK’
Who buys the other cheesy gifts
Lasercorn does it just to see Sohinki’s Done™ expression (Sohin keeps all of them tho)
Who initiated the first kiss
Sohinki. It was kind of just a ‘fuck it’ moment and he went for it.
Who kisses the other awake in the morning
Sohinki tries to. He gets a pillow to the face and a half-asleep death threat. Next time he sticks to throwing things.
Lasercorn starts it, usually with some kind of battle cry. Sohinki always loses.
Who asks who if they can join the other in the shower
Lasercorn asked once, and was promptly told to ‘Fuck off it’s too early for this shit’
Who surprises the other in the middle of the day at work with lunch
Sohinki tends to forget food when hes playing games, so Lasercorn usually gets lunch from taco bell or something. It’s a miracle if he doesnt finish his own food before getting back, though.
Who was nervous and shy on the first date
They were both kind of nervous because??? How do date your best friend??? But once they got into conversation it got easier.
Who kills/takes out the spiders
Lasercorn usually throws a shoe at it. Neither of them will get close.
Who loudly proclaims their love when they’re drunk
Lasercorn usually, while Sohinki laughs and calls him an idiot.