#lastion

[bushelofmuses]

@lastion​​   asked:  “If you can lift me up, then you can lift these weights just fine.” -- bastion trying its best to encourage lucio and doesn't understand the concept of lifting heavier weights takes practice, and that lucio likely can't lift a 8 ton robot

Lúcio bit his lip, trying to figure out how to respond to that. How do you tell Bastion of all people that, no, humans aren’t that strong? He didn’t want to burst its bubble though... Oh, this was killing him. “Um...I’m not sure how to tell you this bud, but uh, I ain’t that strong, dude.”

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//How Bastion thinks this would work with Lúcio XD

[omnic-archived]

There's still so much Bastion hasn't seen. Such as omnics, for example. Not omnics like it, built for war and destruction, but omnics like the one before it. More human-shaped. But, Bastion is pretty sure humans can't float. It chirps softly, head tilting to the side, looking between the ground, the omnic, and the space between the ground and the omnic. It seems to say, "What are you? How can you do that?"

The heavy thump-thump of feet clearly of metal and wire surfaces in his audio. Drawn near, flaxen light, washing warm over back plates and wiring, shirks in the face of his towering comrade. Now swathed by ample shadow, the smaller omnic turns his body to face the newcomer, the motion as smooth as thick rivulets, and bobs his head in a welcoming gesture. It speaks in no discernible language. At least, no language discernible for those who’re of flesh and bone. To Zenyatta, however, the language is different but not entirely gibberish. The chirp sounds... uncertain. 

Confused, maybe, is the better descriptor.

❝ Greetings, ❞  he chimes,  ❝ are you, perhaps, wondering why my feet do not share the ground with you? Share with me your thoughts, my friend. ❞