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Small, cute litte white girl and then suddenly... FIST 'EM IN THE ASS

Buttons: How many kilobytes are in a gigabyte?

Me: [getting up to go get my coffee from the microwave] I don't fucking know.

Buttons: Google it!

Me: You have a computer right there, you google it! [opens microwave, sees that the coffee has bubbled over and made a mess] OH NO!

Buttons: KARMA!

Me: [collapses on floor and curls into a ball]

Oh my god, it was Sherlock Holmes--I thought it was gay porn.

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We are horrible, awful human beings and that was funny as shit.

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latenightespresso replied to your post: My mood has been all over the place tonight. I’m...

Nope. I’d blame them.

Well at least I have something to blame. Downside is, I think I've run through all of the different pill options.

The hate for my uterus knows no bounds--maybe I'll return to the tube-tying option I was contemplating for a few years.

latenightespresso replied to your post: Every once in a while—and the timing is always...

I know how you feel, Little. I’m like that with my brother at least once a month. I think it’s an older sibling thing.

I just wish I had time to make it up to her before I leave, but I can't do much in the next ten hours.

latenightespresso replied to your post: Admittedly, I started the fight. However, I did...

We can crash together during breaks in the living room and watch Doctor Who on Netflix.

Please yes. That's perfect.

latenightespresso replied to your post: now that I live near philly I can FUCKING FINALLY...

Wait, where near Philly?

latenightespresso replied to your post: now that I live near philly I can FUCKING FINALLY...

IT’S SO COOL OMG

I live in Media right now. I'm renting an apartment so I can go to penn state brandywine.

also I am so excited!

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