Voltron shitpost based on things I've done
Pidge: *not paying attention, goes to turn down tv*
TV: *cuts off*
Room: *is dark as hell*
Pidge: fuck fuCK FUCK- *scrambles for remote*
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Shiro: This toy looks adorable!!
Shiro: *hand is hovering above the fucking thing by an inch*
Toy: *unleashes the sounds of the damned*
Shiro: I have made a miSTAKE- *shoves it into the back of the shelf in hopes that it will stop*
Shiro: I swear I'm an adult *nervous sweating*
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Lance: *trips while walking up the steps*
Keith: *snickering behind him*
Lance: *flips over onto back and looks up at Keith* Looks like I've fallen for you ;)))
Pidge: no you tripped don't even try that I swear to chRIST I WILL BODYSLAM YOU DOWN THIS STAIRCASE-
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The team: *playing kickball*
Pidge: *misses the ball*
Lance: I swear it's like they don't react until you call their name.......
Pidge: I swear it's like you don't think befoRE YOU FUCKING SPEAK BITCH
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*in a theater*
Character: You look very pale, are you sick?
Keith: *loudly* no that's just my complexion
Shiro: *snorts soda and chokes*
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Lance: *wins a stuffed animal out a crane machine* oh fuCK YEAH
Lance: Here you go beautiful! *turns to reflection in the window* *single tear slips down cheek*
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Hunk: *is holding a grasshopper* You are so cute!
Grasshopper: *bites finger*
Hunk: *screams and throws it* you liTTLE SHIT I WAS GIVING YOU LOVE AND YOU JUST BETRAY ME LIKE THIS!?!
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Lance: If every bag of microwaveable popcorn tells you not to use the popcorn button on the microwave than what is the real purpose of that button?
Keith: I-
Pidge: you okay buddy?
Keith: *is having an existential crisis*
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