Let’s Meet Grandma
Ok. So she’s obviously not my grandma, but she does have grandkids and she’s the oldest lady that works with us and she helps everyone out. I used to not get along with her at all. I’d bitch about her everyday. But now she’s like my work BFF. So the other day my friend, Rex, and I are talking about arts and crafts. She pops off with, “Yeah well I don’t have a straight eye.” Me, being gay, replied with, “Me either *wink*.” We get a laugh out of this obviously and then someone else asks us what we’re talking about and Rex says, “Whether we’re gay or straight.” And without missing a fucking beat, Grandma says, “Straight! But sometimes I’d like to have a woman so I can rid of my husband. At least she’d know when to leave me alone.” I fucking lost it I was laughing so hard. 😂🤣
