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laughmage said

why… does australia feel like texas ?????? because most of these could easily be applied to texas i’m fuckign

texas must be the australia of the usa???

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   ‘ thanks for the o f f e r but i don’t tend to drink OR smoke . even in death , one must be wary of poisons . ’

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laughmage replied to your post: vatave replied to your post: ...

Incredible.

Hey.

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laughmage replied to your post: Apparently my father only uses his blog to flirt...

You’re right.

I knew you were a smart one.

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laughmage replied to your post: #Interesting. Thank you? 

You’re welcome.

But what does it mean. 

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laughmage replied to your post: there’s so many things that get passed around kids...

It’d be great if children would read the instructions that come with their novelty Ouija boards, but alas.

whoever decided to turn Oujia boards into fun marketable toys for your next slumber party should be shot.

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@laughmage said

texas has gators too

so ur both like darwin then? darwin has salt water crocs in the beaches so no one can go swimming there. which is kinda shit considering it is like summer all yeah round over there 

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@laughmage said

unbearably hot most of the time? everyone dresses weird and has weird slang? all the wildlife wants to fucking kill you?

deffs australia? but no kangaroos?