#laughs omg

[velvet-voiced]

There's a package left on Spinel's desk. It practically explodes open the second he enters his office, and out jumps a little robot toy that looks like a Jigglypuff-- playing a very specific song.

@maennad

He's going to draaaag a hand down his face. Just who was checking the mail today? And if it wasn't Exceed staff, did they really allow someone else in here unnoticed? Again?

There could have been anything in that package.

Why does he have the feeling he knows who sent this?

With an annoyed huff, he slams the package shut.

"Playing these games with me... I'll crush you beneath my heel."

[eldestkettle-blog]

devilishcasino replied to your post ““If the boys parents came back for them, I would certainly be the...”

U can be my dad :y

Sadly, you’ll have to settle for this disapproving Kettle glare(tm).

“If I was your father, you’d certainly turn out a lot better.”

[wtfjuniper]

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[gneerly]

what would ur trolls be like in undertale this is IMPORTANT

UHH... UHHHHHH MAN IM NOT SURE WHAT YOU MEAN BY THIS. like as undertale ocs?? emante would probably be monster kid’s friend, first of all

deloch probably would be in the royal guard and fierda would have a little hut in snowdin selling baked goods and feeding the birds

[gonnariphislungsout]

offtheroad. sam’s face tho. sAM’S FACE. 

my dad sings like this when he’s driving and i know the feel. i mean, i sing like this too but i’m a better singer than my dad.

[nerdgasrnz]

On the most recent post about the horoscopes and their preferences , I send you a high five because as one Gemini to another, I am so glad to have found another who appreciates the finer things than the endless t vs. a argument and goes for the third option all together 👍🏽👍🏽 (in short: them tags tbh)

I misread “finer things” as “finer thighs” oh my fucking god

[xestheim]

㊁ (lawls)

Send me ㊁ and a URL, and my muse will truthfully reveal how they feel about your muse:

Who are you again? ║ I feel awkward around you ║ I want to be your friend so bad but I don’t know what to say ║ I wish you would just go away ║ I think you’re pretty cool ║ I don’t know you personally but I see you on the dashboard a lot ║ I only know your name and nothing else about you║ We hooked up once or twice ║ I never want to speak to you again ║ I wish you’d leave me alone ║ I want to go on a date with you ║ I like you  ║ I love you ║ I loathe you ║ Ugh you again ║ I’m indifferent to you ║ You’re very hot  ║ I want to marry you ║ You’re cute ║ You are my baby ║ I want your baby ║ You are my bae ║ You’re my favorite ║ I’m in love with you ║ I’m in like with you ║ I wish we could spend more time together ║ I want to hang out with you more ║ I admire you ║ Maybe we could hang out sometime? ║ I’d like to get to know you better ║ I’m secretly in love with you ║ I want to give things another try with us ║ You’re someone I look up to ║ I want to give us a try ║ You seem very nice ║ You’re pretty popular ║ I’m envious of you ║ I’m worried about you ║ You piss me off ║ I consider us friends ║ I consider us buddies ║ I consider us acquaintances ║ I consider us family ║ I’d fuck you ║ I want that ass ║ I want to raise up a pet together ║ I want to have your kids ║ I want to be your fuck buddy ║ I want to kill you ║ You get on my nerves ║ I want you to stop talking to me ║ I hope we can be friends for a long time ║ I hope we can be together forever